I ain't got NOBODY

I hate when girls who really wanna fuck men do their makeup so they look like overwatch cause men dont even wanna fuck women no more they only wanna fuck overwatch

Hey um quick question have you had sex

No because I'm an ugly smelly obese fat bald mixed race hairy moron woman with bad breath and a tooth gap and I'm really evil too and I hate penis and I hate vagina and I'm catholic and I waz lowkey attacked as a child so if I ever have sex I'm gona throw up and kill myself and others and also I'm broke as hell and really inconsiderate of others and cruel and unfunny and lame and I abuse animals and I gott a hunchback like an igor and two drastically different feeet sizes like whitey from 8 krazy nights, and my toenails are all pointy and ragged and I got a horroble foot fungus and diabetes and high blood pressure But I will be able to have Sex soon if they add an overwatch character who matches my description to a T and I can purchase and wear cheap scratchy ugly unironed bathing suit with creases in it designed off their outfit off amazon, and give myself big ass stupid eyes and blush and fake freckles and always be crossing my eyes and sticking my hairy white unbrushed cigarette tongue out ahegao style!

calling explicit content spicy is so cringe i can't handle it

Do you have a different fun and playful term you prefer or do you not engage with explicit content in a fun and playful way

i hate fun and whimsy and i think we should all dig trenches in the desert all day

it's important to me that people know the original "he would not fucking say that" was in response to a tiktok where someone said eric cartman would thank you for asking for his pronouns. Like it just doesn't hit the same without context.

everytime someone uses "he would not fucking say that" for something he would absolutely fucking say given slightly different circumstances or has already fucking said i immediately become indignant cause you can't waste a joke like this on mild characterisation nitpicks. sorry. it has to be on par with Any Pronouns Cartman.

why did nobody tell me that writing is the adult equivalent of playing with dolls

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born too late 2 be a pirate captain's whorish cabin boy. born too early to 2 be a post-apocalyptic warlords chained up lap boy. why live

i can teach you

t-teach me.. what??

i hate mental illness diagnosis. what happened to just being quirky and misunderstood

being quirky don’t get u tht Addy scrip !!

wait period i’m obsessed with you.

Did you hear? They made liking evil women illegal. You can’t do that anymore.