life is hard

“Shia looks like a bully” for shouting at a Nazi… for shouting Nazi code. A Jew shouting at a Nazi is bullying now… the layers of liberalism.

Mierda…that’s so spot on.

One of the best signs yet.

Put vodka in a humidifier

makin my way down town, walkin fast, haulin ass cause its cold out

my gf is my life

Explain

i don’t have one

It fascinates me how you never hear people who “tell it like it is” complimenting others. Seriously, people who pride themselves on being brutally honest or always speaking their mind should statistically be throwing out random compliments to their friends and strangers on a daily basis. Unless of course being brutally honest is just your entry fee to being an asshole.

scary how fast someone can mean so much to you

scary how fast you can mean nothing to someone

scary how fast i switched my car insurance to geico 

Stop destroying yourself to feel better

get reck’t sister Gertrude

Dirty talking in pig latin