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The main characters of the last fanfic you read are now in the last show/movie you watched.
How do they fit in?
Perfectly. It's literally their show.
Not their show but they're great anyway.
I think they're okay in the end.
Not gonna lie, they're struggling.
Oh they're so dead.
Literally their show but the fic was so AU that it's gonna be tough.
Literally their show but they died in their show so rip i guess.
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Hey, for weight and things.
Divide the weight by the height.
The average person is 2-3 lbs per inch, though if you have a lot of muscle that number is going to be from 4-5 lbs per inch. Or, if you are a reasonable person, that equals 360-400 grams per centimeter, 760-900 grams with muscle.
"You know, when I started sending pipe bombs to every asshole who was rude to me, I didn't think it would get me classified as a supervillians." "...You sent 100 bombs on the first week alone." "Yeah? I'm a fast food cashier, that was a slow week for me."
All these chucklefucks out here dropping their lightsaber left and right. Meanwhile I took a strip of armourweave and strapped mine to my wrist like a Wii controller.
put three f/f ships you like in the tags. doesnt matter how obscure or embarrassing the media, go for it. and no, your m/m ship doesnt count as women
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Every time I read a Justice Lord fic they have Ultraman’s secret identity as Clark, or just Kal-El, with no human name, and they have Owlman as Bruce, which is fine, I understand and I don’t mind
but I will never forget that canonically Ultraman’s secret identity is Karl Kent, with a K, while Owlman is Thomas Wayne Jr and Karl calls him Tommie solely to piss him off.
I'm too neurodivergent for this. Stop offering to go shopping with me. Having you hover over my shoulder while I debate between pre-stirred and unstirred zero-sugar peanut butter will make me self-conscious.
Why is this a thing that people want to do? Lemme come with you and watch you debate over keeping to your regular or switch to a different scent of deodorant.
Is this fun? Are we just existing in silence? Am I supposed to buy things for you? Do you need to grab some things to? Should I pay? Should you pay? Should we split the bill?
I wish I could call this a purely neurotypical thing, but my mother, the most neurotypical person I know, hates shopping and hates bringing people with her, while half of my most neurodivergent friends go "ooo, shopping? Let me put my shoes on" like guys, you do not need to come with me to buy cheese.
The worst part about being an adult is that you have to keep calm and ask things gently went you want to scream and cry and beg for help like you're twelve again and a real adult could probably handle this but not you and you have no idea what you're doing
No one will ever appreciate the sheer whiplash it is to move from a small redneck township to a big city because suddenly there's black people everywhere, omg, people are speaking spanish in public, hey, was that guy wearing a for real actual turban? Is that really what a hijab looks like? What language was that? What language was that?
Where did you find that music and can I have some?
Please for the love of god tell me how to pronounce your name I totally just butchered it didn't I I'm so sorry.
Is this what people of color means?
What's a good tip, is a twenty good enough?
What are you wearing? What was he wearing? What's she wearing? What're they wearing?
What do you mean you go to the club every week? What gym, there's a gym here? You walk to work?
What do you mean there's no one home, just call grandma for the kids. What do you mean grandma's busy. What you mean aunts and uncles and grandpas are also busy.
The mall? You want to go to the mall? Okay, I guess we'll do some window shopping— WHY ARE YOU BUYING HALF THE STORE HOLY FUCK.
There are different people in the bar every day? Why are you going then?
I'm sorry can you repeat yourself I can't understand you through the accent. I'm sorry can you repeat yourself again. Fuck I'm so sorry I still can't understand you.
What do you mean there's a hobby store for that, what like Hobby Lobby? WHAT DO YOU MEAN NO?
The library. is open on sunday. Church might not be though.
People lock their doors. All the people lock their doors. Everybody is somewhat afraid of each other.
What do you mean that guy's got money he lives in an apartment?
On the issue of the recent UK online “safety” act.
KEEP THE PRESSURE UP
IT MIGHT NOT HIT ITS GOAL BEFORE GOING INTO AFFECT, BUT EVEN THEN KEEP GOING
YOU CAN GET IT REPEALED IF YOU KEEP FINDING WAYS TO SHARE IT
KEEP SHARING THE PETITION, KEEP SIGNING IT, KEEP THE PRESSURE UP AND IT CAN BE TAKEN AWAY
EVEN IF YOU'RE NOT IN THE UK
KEEP FUCKING SHARING IT
SO MANY PEOPLE ARE GOING TO LOSE THEIR COMMUNITIES FROM THIS, AND IT WILL DO MORE HARM THAN GOOD
KEEP PUSHING IT. KEEP FIGHTING THIS. GET THIS TAKEN AWAY.
https://petition.parliament.uk/petitions/722903
We want the Government to repeal the Online Safety act.
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It's a bad day today.
I don't think you understand.
I don't want to hang out today because I'm not good company right now.
I don't want to text because I don't have any answers.
I don't want to call because I know I'm going to yell and you don't deserve it.
I'm sorry. I'll be better tomorrow.
It's a bad day today.
let’s settle this shit but do NOT reblog if you’re gonna be modest about it like a little BITCH. anyway privilege check tell me which ones apply to you: hot, funny, can dance, can do math, can spell, can drive, can cook
Theater kids are all either gay or depressed, but if you're really lucky, they're both
The idea that Damian Wayne could be Muslim is so fucking funny to me, like do you understand what a cult is lmao.
The only god in the League of Assassins is Ra's al Ghul; suggest otherwise and he'll kill you.
um.
vs.
No, no, it's a cult.
also not a girl, but that's the least concerning thing about this
time travel AU where r2d2 is the one who goes back to the clone wars but not in the standard ‘same body new memories’ way. now there’s just two r2s running around the galaxy: one trying to kill the chancellor and another that could be easily convinced to kill the chancellor. their meeting wouldn’t have any time travel ramifications besides doubling the number of r2 units trying to kill the palpatine. this efficiently doubles as c3po’s personal hell.
This is the funniest prequels rewrite everyone-lives-nobody-dies AU I've ever seen.
However, consider this: due to a trick of the Force, Threepio is somehow given all of his memories. It's been established that while C-3P0 is wiped regularly, Artoo is not, ever.
Therefore, I think it would be hilarious if:
Padme: Alright, Threepio, time for your standard memory wipe. Threepio: Yes of course madam :| Threepio: *steps into the machine* Threepio: *is promptly slammed with forty years worth of memory, half of which is yet to occur* Threepio: Threepio: Oh dear
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an aroace, aro, or ace person saying “aro/ace people can still be in relationships and have sex”
non aro/ace person saying “aro/ace people can still be in relationships and have sex” (they’re about to use it to justify shipping/discriminating against aro/ace people)
The idea that Damian Wayne could be Muslim is so fucking funny to me, like do you understand what a cult is lmao.
The only god in the League of Assassins is Ra's al Ghul; suggest otherwise and he'll kill you.
