MORNING DEW
Synopsis. Welcome to the BIG BANG THEORY PROJECT! Where we take the information given on your profile, a few tests run by our team of experienced matchmakers, and our cutting-edge matchmaking system to scientifically pair you up with the perfect JJK man to ahem- make you Juno, you know?
Pairings. [SEPARATE] Gojo x Reader, Sukuna x Reader, Choso x Reader, Geto x Reader, Nanami x Reader, Toji x Reader
Content. MDNI, fem!reader, bed chem, matchmaking, Dr. Shoko cameo, sheās had enough, NEEDY JJK men, chokĆng, spĆtting, IĆngerie, DlLF!Toji, ex!Geto, arguing while doing it, ROUGH s, p talking, p sIapping, cIit pinching, doggy, fuII neIsons, toys (Sukuna), DP, BIIIIG stretches, pushing down, cervĆx smooches, manhandIing, DĆMBlFICATION, Choso with pĆercings, Chosoās inspired by HoriMiya a little, matĆng presses, fĆrst times (him), pùssydrunk JJK men, bĆting, prem. ejac, nerd!Gojo, creampĆes, cĆŗmplay, Iove hotels, pet names, swĆ©aring.
A/N. DADDY TONYāS BAAAAAACK!! And I might not have brought chiId support but I DID bring the Iittle announcement that I mightā¦mayhapsā¦be working on my own Iittle story hehehe. Itās what Iāve been so busy with- and itās something Iāve been wanting to write for a looooong time now. Iāve currently been worldbuilding smmmm ah, but yeah! Hoping to share this one with you too one day babygirls <33
ā” TOJI FUSHIGURO - 99.96% MATCH!
āSo is this thing measuring, likeā¦bed chemistry?ā
Oh. Your words ring far too loudly inside your ears - let alone inside this clinic. And youāre not quite sure who to blameāDr. Ieiri Shoko for keeping her office so barren, or yourself for asking that question.
Like the bleached inside of a tusk, the surface of a porcelain plate just a touch too smooth. Too polished. Intimacy has never been so undefiled as these cold white walls advancing upon either side of you, clung onto by a fugitive nervousness that was white-hot. Not just yours - but the tens of thousands of clients that the BIG BANG THEORY PROJECT boasts to have helped on their site.
Itās not quite what one imagines when they say āfamous matchmaking agencyā.
Your smile tightens. āM-my apologies, I hope I didnāt offend-ā
āYes.ā Her sudden answer makes you stop. āYes, it is like bed chem.ā
You gulp.
āAnd it seems youāre a 99.96% match with ah- Mr. Fushiguro Toji.ā
99.96%.
āOhā was right.
Just his name sends a thrill down your spine.
Your fists clench in your lap, and before you know it, youāre nodding at the woman. āI wouldā¦like to meet him, please.ā
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Name: Fushiguro Toji
Age: ?*
Occupation: ??
Category: DILF
Primary likings: Rough. Manhandling. Doggy. (For a more detailed report on sexual proclivities and medical assessment, please see Page 8 onwardsā¦)
*Got offended when asked (assumed mid-thirties).
One date that lasts about an hour.
One date that lasts about an hour - thatās all it takes for the boiling tension between you and āMr. Fushiguro Tojiā to bubble over. Perhaps it was due to the shared knowledge that you two were scientifically identified to be perfect sexual matches, perhaps it was the way those vine-green eyes swept over you leisurely, appreciatively, as you walked into the romantic dinner date arranged by the agency.
It seems Toji had entered himself into the BIG BANG THEORY PROJECT on accident after believing it was a normal matchmaking agency.
āāso imagine my surprise when I get there nā all the questions are about what positions I like to stick my dick in?ā Heād gruffed over the candlelit dinner - French cuisine, was it? A few of the other patrons glared at him, but Toji paid no attention. āI mean- I went along with it, of course. Already paid about twenty yen, hmpfā¦but I hadnāt actually planned to go through with this bullshit until-ā
Those intense eyes of his flickered to you once more.
ā-I saw that application of yours- of course.ā And you felt the inchoate desire in your stomach give a strange twistāāA 99.6-ā
ā99.96%. Actually.ā You interrupted, gnawing on your bottom lip.
āInteresting.ā Toji smiled and leaned back into his chair. āReally interesting.ā
And perhaps it wasā
āDonāt tell me Iāve fucked ya speechless already when I havenāt even put it in?ā
Youāre snapping back to your senses- enough reminiscing about those first few minutes of meeting the man that was currently hugging you close to him - crushing you against his sultry sweat-sticky abs - not in a gentle display of affection, but such a lecherous embrace. Tacking his toned pelvis against your ass. Letting his engorged tip push-push-push between your pussylips and sliiiiiiiide down all those tender innards.Ā
Toji keeps you from moving even a single inch as he shuffles you into doggy position. The bed whines just as you do. āSāthis your favorite?ā He watches from the corner of his eye as you nod. āYeahhhh, mine fuckinā too, girlie.ā
And, in emphasis, heās circling one roughened palm over your right ass cheekāgiving just a brazen little smack.Ā
āMine fuckinā too, girlie.āĀ
āI mean, thereās a reason they matched us.ā You huff at him.
āYeah- and Iām about to find out.ā Toji mutters. And youāre hearing him before anything else - the soft creaking! of that shitty love hotel bed, dipping, as he shuffles even closerāthe sultry lilā smooch of his wet tip kissing your hole. Thump-thump-thumpāyou can count every pulse. His or yours? āBite the pillow.ā
āWhy would I need to- ohhhh, mpf-ā
The answer to your question comes swift and merciless - because in one fluid motion Toji has his cocktip burgeoning inside, and his hips plastering to yours.Ā
He keeps both hands - warm and slightly gnarled with callouses from whatever shady line of business he was in - firmly upon either side of your waist. Using his massive strength to jerk you backājust a littleā¦But it feels like Toji was pumping thoroughly into your deepest core.
He was usinā the little flare underneath his tip to stretch that snug channel- stretching and stretching that first ring of muscle. And then bashing his cockhead in so roughly that you start to wonder whether he was having issues controlling himselfāyouāre feeling Toji let out a little cracked groan as he feels your walls quiver around him. And then heās pushing his hot cock in aaaaaaall the way as deep as it could go- āAaaaaaatta girl. Thatās a good girl. Now for the fun partā¦āĀ
You furrow your brows half-heartedly. āThis isnāt already the fun part?ā Earning yourself the oh-so-lascivious punishment of yet another spank on your right cheek; and then a few more probinā pushes of his cock. āI was justāoh-ā Your toes curl as he hits a particularly good spot without even trying.
āIt is.ā Toji responds. āBut itās just about to get a whole lot more fun.ā
Youāre shivering as one of his fingertips paint the line down your spine, immediately followed by a string of kisses as far as he could go. But, of course, you never did expect Fushiguro Toji to be so gentleādid you? You never wanted him to be, did you?
Because his lips hover āround the soft skin of your right shoulderāand without warning, heās biting. Your mouth opens in a soundless scream.
With a grunt that sounds as though itās been dragged from the primal depths of his throat, Toji jerks your hips back into his with a plap! of skin-on-skin. And almost before that, heās suddenly starting to pummel and pummel those rugged hips of his into yours, utterly molding his thick cock into your goopy insides- coating every inch with a layer of his slickā
āBecause.ā Toji gruffs out in an animalistic way - he angles his head and licks a long stripe up your neck. āBecause- it took me a loooooooong time to get matched on that damn program. A long fuckinā time.ā
āOh-ā Youāre yelping as he tugs your arms from underneath you- and youāre collapsing face-first into the soft strawberry-scented pillows. Collapsed doggy.Ā
And before you know it, Toji straightens up and lets the heel of one of his feet rest on the corner of your shoulder. āTch- way too fucking long.ā This angle lets his cock penetrate even deeper, and his bouldering tip pushes into every single slick-filled orifice inside. āHow long should it take to find a pretty babe fāme who likes it roughāā And he fucks you rough. ā-who likes it hardāā And he fucks you hard. ā-who likes me disrespectinā this pussy like she deserves. Now how hard should that be, hm?ā
And youāre unsure whether he was genuinely expecting a response or not - but youāre letting out a blabber of something you hope is comprehensible either way. āIāmmm, notthathard-ā
āExactly.ā Toji huffs out a short breath of laughter. Then his hands are on youāpushing on the base of your spine and arching you in ways you didnāt even know were possible.
āO-ohhhhhh, harder-ā
āThought you said it wasnāt that hard? And throw in a little manhandling-ā Arching. āJust a little dumbification.ā Making you drool. He reaches his foot - just a little, just softly - up to put pressure on near your neck nā restrict your air flowāhe leaves you gasping and choking with every thrust. āA little choking- heh.ā He looks you over. āMaybe a few daddy issues-ā
āHey!ā
āAnd then youāve got it. Perfectly matching. Now that shouldnāt be so hard, hm?ā
But you canāt quite answer.
Because Tojiās fucking you so good- heās thrusting his cock into yours like he wants his pelvis melded to yours ass. Heās crushing and draaaagging your limp body down the bed and into his strong arms.Ā
Itās almost as if your bodies are communicating with a secret language, because whenever youāre bouncing back heās angling juuuust right to swab into your g-spot, when youāre jerking forwards heās chasinā after that syrupy-sweet pussy of yours. Candied with glittering globs of his pre.Ā
Creating a swatting sound so loud, creating a pressure between your legs so hard, that your ears start ringingāāOh, p-pleaseā¦ā
āAnd yāknow the only difference between you and me?ā Tojiās still steamrolling his dirty sentences- and you can barely blink your eyes open past all the pleasure heās giving you. But you must manage to make some noise of question, because he continues. āThat agency categorized me as a DILF. And youāre no MILFā¦yet.ā
A shockwave runs down your spine.
āTh-that meansā¦ā
Toji leans in and huffs. Clammy breath. āSo that profile said something about a breeding kink?ā
ā” NANAMI KENTO - 100.1% (?) MATCH!
āYouāve done it. Iām ahā¦not quite sure how- but youāve done it.ā Dr. Shoko breathes. And although the words are in her usual impervious tone of voice, thereās a quiver there at the end that, after weeks of appointments with the doctor, youāve learned to pick out as foreign.Ā
Dr. Ieiri Shoko never wavers.
Youāre leaning in and attempting to peek at your file. āIs there something wrong, doctor?ā
āNot unless you count breaking the programās metric wrong.ā She slides over the file - face down as though the documents inside would snap at her if she wasnāt careful - and youāre immediately flipping it open. Your eyes widen as theyāre immediately drawn to the bold, underlined number of a 100.1% match shown at the top of the first pageāyouāre then meeting Shokoās own widened gaze.
āHuh?ā
āThatās putting it lightly.ā Shoko opens her drawer and takes out two caplets of Extra Strength Tylenol and chugs them downāno water. She closes her eyes for a second to let them pass down her slender throat, and once she opens them again sheās immediately looking down at the file - as if hoping it had disappeared in the time.Ā
But no such luck for Dr. Ieiri Shoko today.
She lets out a prolonged sigh and leans back in her chair. Enough time has passed that the two of you could forgo such formalities in the presence of the other, āI justā¦I just donāt know how that could happen. Mathematically and scientifically, it just doesnāt make sense. And yet, the program never makes a mistake- never.ā
You understood her plight - youād looked over (and passed on) your fair share of matches, and the highest youād gotten was a 78% match with some guy called Atsumu Miyaāyou just had this nagging feeling that youād find a greater match.
A strongerā¦chemistry with someone else.
And so youād passed. And passed. And passed, until you were starting to feel that perhaps youād never find a match greater than the 90% or even 80% statistics that the site often boasted. That is untilā¦
Name: Nanami Kento
Age: 27
Occupation: Office worker
Category: Gentleman with a big D.
Primary likings: Service dom. Fitting. Milk him. (For a more detailed report on sexual proclivities and medical assessment, please see Page 9 onwardsā¦)
Your eyes linger on those last two words of his Primary Likings section: milk himā¦
And immediately youāre feeling a thrill shoot up between your legsācausing them to squeeze together, causing Shokoās eyes to quickly flicker down at the miniscule action. āHm.ā She types something on her keyboard - and you assume sheās shooting an email to one of the matchmakers in the program. āMaybe thatās what they mean by a match of 100.1%ā¦ā
White-hot embarrassment curls around your heart. āWhat? Oh, youāre incorrigible-ā
āAnd youāre glad.ā She smirks. āThis is what youāre been waiting all this time for, isnāt it?ā
āWell, yesā¦ā Youāre looking down at the passport-sized photo of Nanami on the front page. It was seemingly some sort of office photo he mustāve used in his resumes as well; and there he stood all sharp and aloof - almost bored - in a form-fitting suit and his blond hair pushed back smoothly, deep-set eyes almost piercing through the photocopied paper. Like an utter gentleman. āYeah. Yeah, maybe.ā
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āItās okay, darling, you donāt have to take it allāā
āBut I want to, Kento.ā
Thereās something so sensual - so utterly fucking erotic - about the way Nanami looks when heās on the verge of pussydrunkness. Sprawled out on the love hotel mattress. Jawline dotted with your recently-made hickies. His thick thighs are tensing and untensingājust as youāre straddlinā his hips just a little wider and taking in Nanamiās rock-hard, drippinā wet cock.
A meek blush creeps up the manās cheeks once you cup them.
Youāre lifting Nanamiās handsome face up to meet yours, and keep such looong, loving eye contact as youāre sliding your hips down and gulping one more inch after inch. Thick inch after inch.Ā
The poor manās breath catches and heās letting out a little whimper as Nanamiās hot girth fills you up tantalizingly. āOh sh-shitāā
Your body arches into his. āMmm, with such a big, pretty cock like this - how could I not?ā
āP-prettyā¦ā He repeats. Those golden-hazel eyes of his widen behind his glasses, and you swear you see them welling up with tears as you take him. āBut darling, what if itās too big?ā
āIt could never be too big.ā You cock your head with a sultry smile. āWeāre a 100.1% match, remember? That meansā¦ā
In emphasis, youāre swervinā your hips down in a semi-circular motion that makes him drive even deeper.
ā-every part of us matches.ā
And then poor Nanami Kento - overworked, underpaid, going off of nothing but instant coffee and the smell of freshly-baked bread from the bakery near the office - is being ridden to heaven by your devilish hips. Up and down. Up and down. The way youāre digging your nails into his shouldersā¦the way youāre pushing your nipples up against his pecs, rubbingā¦the way youāre clenchinā around his tip - right where he was the reddest and hottest and most sensitive - every time he probes inside.
A too-loud moan erupts from his lipsāand Nanami immediately attempts to clamp his mouth shut.
But thereās no use. Youāre watching with a knowing smile as youāre fucking such lasvicious moans nā ribbons of spittle out of him. With every single squeeze.Ā
Spit drips down the side of his mouth- and he shivers as you lean in and lick it away. āS-so that meansā¦ā He whispers. Almost to himself. Those pretty eyes of his keep starinā down lovingly at the area you two were connected. ā-this lovely lady is made for me?ā
āIf by ālovely ladyā, youāre referring to my pussyā¦ā You reply coyly. You throw your arms around him and tug on those precious golden curls at the nape of his neck. It makes a sexy grunt escape Nanamiās lips. āThen why donāt you find out?ā
And Nanami doesnāt know why- he canāt help himself.
Itās just likeā¦the more times heās thrusting inside your cunt, semi-thrusts, the deeper heās delving between those sweet pussylips, the more addicted heās getting to it.
Heās reaching up and pressing down where he was fitting inside.
āOh.ā Nanamiās eyes grow heavy. Drunk on lust. A twinge of pain runs up your core as he squeezes a mere inch more, āOh. I-is this okay?ā
āKeep going.ā
And heās stretching you so much you canāt even begin to describeā
āShiiiiit-ā
āDoes it hurt? I hope it doesnāt hurt-ā
āNo no- oh, more-ā
āItās trueāā He spits. Beads of sweat plaster his temple, and his features twitch in pure carnal ecstasy as you squeeze your pretty legs tighter around him. A vein makes itself prominent on his neck. āFuck, itās true- sheās taking me so well-ā
With a single thumb, he spreads apart your pussylips nā watches his inches slip inside.
āAnd sheās so hungry for it, too.ā Nanami looks up at you. āDo you think sheās been hungry for it all this time, my love? My cock?ā
āOh, I bet.ā Throwing your head backāyouāre practically plastered against Nanamiās surprisingly toned front. āKeep going, keep going, keep going, please- Kentoāā
āAnything for you.ā
And to be honest, Nanami Kento never saw himself as the wild type in bed.Ā
For starters, he was a busy manāspreedsheets were his regular partner, and powerpoints were his mistress. And perhaps that was the exact reason Shoko, his lifelong friend, had signed him up for this stupid program. As much as Nanami had howled and huffed about the ethics of signing oneās friend up for this and ābut he needs to work that day so he doesnāt need to do overtimeā¦ā lo and behold there he found you.
Well, more like you found him.
Showing up so pretty and perfect for your first meeting in Shokoās officeāand when heād seen that match measurement of 100.1%ā¦Nanami felt a sudden flare of madness: that perhaps this entire thing wouldnāt be so bad after all.
Your second meeting had been in this cramped love hotel.Ā
And Nanami had meant to wine and dine you- heād meant toā¦but here he was. Hand clamoring to clasp either side of your hips - leaving crescent nail marks. Hips pushing off the mattress in animalistic little jerksānot even propery fucking inside, just yearning to feel the carnal squeeze of your cuntā
He hits that one spot. And he knows he does.
Because Nanamiās feeling his rotund cockhead push apart your pussylips nā then slip somewhere deeeeep inside - one velvety bundle of nerves that makes you moan uncontrollably. Just a few inches more and heād be hitting your coveted cervixā¦
And he does, but it feels like whiplash.
Because soon enough Nanamiās flipped the two of you over so that the bed dips with your combined weight, with you being manhandled onto your back, and Nanamiās cock wedging deeper into your cunt than itās ever gone before. Inch by inch. Itās a hypnotizing mix of pain and pleasure as he marks every nook, cranny, and crevice inside you with silky dollops of pre.Ā
He finally fits.
And Nanami lets out a massive gasp - several - as though heād just finished a marathon once he does so. ā100.1%ā He throatily repeats - whilst it feels like youāre squeezing him strong enough to milk him. Youāre letting out a botched moan as he nudges against your cervix with the top of his smooth tip, smearing sprays of gooey precumāas if heād go even deeper if he could.Ā
āI wonder what the 0.1% is, my love?ā
Youāre not getting out of here alive.
ā” GETO SUGURU - 98% (UN)MATCH!
āThis is so stupid- we have no bed chemistry.ā
āAbsolutely no chemistry.ā
āSeriously no chemistry.āĀ
āNot even an ounce of chemistry.ā
āThen whyāre you inside me?ā
āWhyād you ask me to be inside you?ā
āIām the one asking the questions here-ā You scoffābut you know heās got you cornered. And by the smug expression on Geto Suguruās stupidly handsome face, he knows that too.Ā
Unfortunately for him - youāre never one to back down. And so youāre slightly lifting your hips off the sweat-sodden mattress, not giving the man a second of warning before youāre clamping your silken walls down haaaaard āround his cockāand you try to ignore just how good - and familiar - it feels to have him inside you.
There was the thickness of his cockhead - flared the most at the base and perfect to jostle apart your slutty channel like you wanted so badly. There was one- two- three of his most prominent veins, curved down the middle of his shaft and rubbing against your pulsating soft spots. There was the arch of his erection that meant heād not only be pushed against your cervix- but also up at the roof of your cunt.Ā
His breath hitches, and heās letting his head throw back. Cute.Ā
And you never did expect to be matched with your stupid ex on that stupid sexual matchmaking program.
Let alone actually have sex with him again.
Let alone this be your fourth round.
Name: Geto Suguru
Age: 28
Occupation: Prefers not to say
Category: Morally grey.
Primary likings: Degradation. Spitting. Choking. (For a more detailed report on sexual proclivities and medical assessment, please see Page 69 onwardsā¦)
āYou look as though youāve seen a ghost.ā Dr. Shoko had commented. āMaybe a little check-up-ā
āNo.ā Youād responded. āIām ah- fine. Itās justāwhat sort of a category is that?ā
āYouād be surprised what our clients are into.ā She looked at you with amusement. āAnd, it seems, you as well.ā
You shrunk in the clinic seat in shame.
And the most infuriating part of allā¦was that the damn program had been correct.Ā
Geto managed to string your body nā your pleasure along as if it took him no effortāheād memorized all your sweetest spots inside and it seems heād never forgotten, heād never hesitate before spankinā on your throbbing clit because he already knows itās going to set your body alight, heād thrash and thrash his hips into yours because he was fucking angry. And you were, too.
So why did the two of you break up in the first place? Ah, letās just sayā¦that plans of world domination and date nights donāt go together that well.
But Geto, it seems, was a changed man (or so he said).
Heād dissolved his cult that he always refused to call a cult (or so he said). He was back to self-studying and mending his relationships (or so he said) except, of course, his one with youā¦
āStop thinking about what an asshat I am, you always get that look when you think about what an asshat I am.ā Youāre hearing Geto scoff from above youāand he has the audacity to lean down and prod your furrowed brow relaxed. āSāgonna make me soft.ā
āJoin the club, Iām already dry.ā
With a single - perfectly shaped - brow raised, Geto creeps his right hand down your sideāletting those soft fingertips of his just lightly caress the front of your cunt. Your utterly sodden cunt. āThatās not what this pussyās telling me?ā
Youāre scrambling onto your elbows. āCommunication issues for two years and suddenly youāre the pussy whisperer?ā
āYes. Good that youāre catching up-ā That very hand comes up to push you downāāDown, gorgeous- letās do it my favorite position, hm?ā
You scoff. āI donāt remember your favorite position.ā
āOh yeah? Then whyāre you halfway down to a full nelson?ā
And it was trueāah, for all your supposed pride and dignity, and the pep talk that youād given yourself before the agency-organized dinner date that you would totally not fuck Geto Suguru no matter how handsome he lookedā¦
But dammit, heād worn his long hair down.
Of course, the two of you argued over your romantic dinner. Squabbling. Bickering. Making the server hold in his laughter every time you (admittedly immaturely yet albeit justifiably) swiped something off of Getoās plate when he wasnāt looking; whatever one wanted to call it.
Of course, the two of you ended up at the love hotel a few minutes away from the restaurant; whatever one wanted to call it.
And currently youāre basking in the saturated, sickly-sweet strawberry scent bursting out in plumes from the love hotel pillows. āEugh- I hate this smell.ā
āOh shush, youāre underneath me.ā Geto got himself settled in the full nelson underneath you- and he doesnāt waste a single second before collectinā a few trickles of slick on his right palm. He then grabs himself and coats his shaft in all the gossamer substanceāpushing his perky tip against your hole. And then inside.
āO-ohhhhhāā Your voice cracks.
āShut up, youāve taken me more.ā Geto spits- and at that very moment, youāre embarrassed to say that a carnal part of you twitches. And soon enough, heās getting absolutely slathered in all those dewy droplets of sap that heās missed so much since the break-upāabsolutely claiming him, is what Geto likes to think. āAnd heh- based on what I read on your profileā¦me telling you to shut up just made you wetter-ā
āA coincidence.ā You sputter. āS-surely a coincidence.ā
āHmmm? And is it a coincidence that almost all those cute kinks on your profile were ones that I got you into?ā He purrs- purrs.
āNot all- hngh, of them-ā
āMaybe, but letās be real, gorgeousāā And then Geto trails off - and itās never a good sign when Geto trails off. Because that means- smack! As expected, his fingertips come slamminā down until your clitās swelling just a bit more, and his hips donāt slow down for a single second. Youāre wincing as he keeps steamrolling. ā-this pussy learned most of her tactics from me.ā
What arrogance. Although you couldnāt lie- seeing Geto so worked up sent pangs of pleasure searing through every fibre of your body. And your favorite method to get him to shut up was to-
āClench.ā Heās gritting his teethāhissing his words out through them, as he bucks his hips upwards- meeting your flutterinā walls head-on with a sudden thwack! at your cervix. āYeah- donāt think I donāt know about your secret technique-ā Geto sounds crazed as he whispers in your ear, tone hitching and warbling with every second. But he still keeps going. ā-and who taught you that clenchinā so hard- clenching with the force of your core- feels so good?ā
āI-Iā¦ā Saliva seeps into your mouth twofold now that Getoās increasing his pace. He reaches over nā licks that little splatter-Ā
āI-I-I-Iā¦ā Geto mocks. āI donāt think youāre being truthful, girl~ā
āIt was youāā Youāre yowling- attempting to stand upwards to perhaps get ahold of yourself - but the only thing youāre succeeding in doing is urging Geto to wrap his left arm around your neck and draaaaaaag you right back down.Ā
You gasp at the sensation of his thick biceps; the firmness and strength held within them; the curves and dips of his muscles. āAnd who taught you that getting choked like this feels good?ā
Youāre so woozy- fuck, your headās throbbing and youāre feeling the wadded-up remnants of cum Getoās left behind from previous rounds. Harder and harder. Rougher, his balls keep slapping against the front of your sodden folds. āYouā¦ā
āAnd who taught you that this pussy feels better when mābeing mean?ā
āYouāā
āAnd whoās getting back together with you?ā
āYou- wait, what?ā
āHeh.ā
ā” CHOSO KAMO - 92% MATCH!
Name: Kamo (Itadori) Choso
Age: ?*
Occupation: Student
Category: Hey, hey, hey EMO BOY!
Primary likings: Subbing. Getting pussydrunk. Shooting blanks. (For a more detailed report on sexual proclivities and medical assessment, please see Page 14 onwardsā¦)
*Client became nervous after seeing the diagrams of sexual positions in the following forms and could not answer (EDIT: Later confirmed 23 but spiritually 150 (?)).
āHim?ā
Dr. Shoko sits statuesquely before you. No change in her expression. Not even the slightest twitch in her fingers as she flips through your documents one more time.
After a moment of silence, she takes a deep breath and asks. āErm- my apologies, but would I be right in assuming that youāre not attracted to hi-ā
āNoāno, no, no, no, no-āĀ
āAh- well, thatās one way to pass on a match-ā
āNo- thatās- thatās not what I meant.ā Red-hot embarrassment, shot through with a spike of excitement once your eyes drop down to the profile of the man once more, curdles in your chest. And youāre sure you look quite frantic attempting to rescindā¦perhaps everything youāve blurted out in the past five minutes. Dr. Shoko raises a brow. āOf course, Iām attracted to him.ā
A knowing smile tugs at her lips. āOh?ā
āYeah- of course.ā You cough out. Dark hair. Dark eyes. Piercings glinting on his ears, snakebites on his lips, and a nervous - almost sheepish, but with a bring-your-daughter-home-at-2AM defiance - expression on his face. Just your type. āHeās perfect, actually.ā
Dr. Shoko puts her documents down on the table and crosses her legs. āThen what seems to be the problem?ā
āItās justā¦I kinda know him?ā Youāre wincing. āWe go to the same university- he does Japanese History, and Iāve seen him āround in the Anime Club.ā
She hums. āMm, you seem to know a lot about him.ā
You almost sputter- āJ-just as much as the average person wouldā¦But the thing is that on campus he just looks a littleā¦different? I guess? Imagine your typical nerdāglasses, vests, knows one too many things about Tolkien, cute.ā Dr. Shoko throws you a lookānerds were a close second on your list of types, okay?! And youād always believed Choso was cute even before all this sprucing up. Ā āAnyways. That sort of thing.ā And then youāre taking a second look at the photograph on his profile - maybe the distance would help you see him clearly? And nothing. āAnd nowā¦ā
Everything else matched up.
It was just in his photograph where he looked like he belonged in an early 2000ās emo band.
You let out a slight gasp. āIs he catfishing m-ā
āNo. Although that would be a little entertaining to seeā¦ā Dr. Shoko mutters that last part to herself- āHowever, Mr. Kamo has shown up to every appointment in exactly this style. Could it be that perhaps he prefers one style for university, and the other in private?ā
āProbably.ā You sigh. And you see that look on her face- you know that look on her face. āOh, fine. We both know I want you to match us.ā
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āFuh-fuck pleeeeaseāā Veins, reddened and irritated, snake down the expanse of Chosoās neck - and youāre not surprised. Not when Choso kept twitchinā and bucking with every single fwop! of your cunt slamming down onto his hips, letting his cock rover deeeeeply inside.
Oh-so-deeply.
Youāve got the poor man sat up against the headboard of this crappy love hotel. Youāve got his face pushed between your tits, as youāre bouncing your hips up and down. Up and down. Up and down.
Cute suctioning noises let off where heās glued his mouth to one of your tits, letting his cheeks hollow as he suckles. āPlease- ngh.ā Unabashed tears roll down Chosoās cheeks, āDo you really think I can cum again?ā Ending his sentence with a single jagged thrust inside your gooey depths.
āBut of course.ā You purrāpurr. Itās enough to make Choso shudder, ravenous cock twitching. āBecause I said so. And what did I say about me saying so?ā
āM-mommyās always right when she says soā¦ā He responds- cheeks burning such a sweltering red.Ā
āHahā¦ā Leaning down you kiss him- at least, it starts off a kiss. But soon enough you have your tongue sliding across his bottom lip, playing with the sexy snake bites that pierce through the nerdās lower lip. Always with his nose stuck in a bookāyouāre kicking yourself for not noticing the holes sooner. āNot so tough now, are you?ā
Youāve been teasing him for what feels like eons - but in reality has been about twoā¦maybe threeā¦maybe seven rounds cooped-up inside this love hotel - now; and itās enough to set Choso on all sorts of edges. Choso canāt speak. Choso canāt form a single thought. Choso canāt control his body- what the fuck he canātā¦Unable to stop himself from constantly yearning that sweet pressure that comes from striking the flat surface of the back of your pussyā
His hips are stinging. But heās still pushing and pushing and pushing.Ā
āJust one more, then?ā He asks. Tears in his eyes.
āAwwww- you really are an emo boy. I canāt believe you had the entire campus fooled for years now.ā You snicker- watching as his eyes narrowā¦first in exasperation, and then in ecstacy as youāre squeezing āround his cock. āMhm. Just one more- mommy has to reward you for losing your virginity, doesnāt she?ā You ask. Expectedly, Choso nods and nods.
That had been the entire reason for his participation in this program, it seems - the poor thing wanted to get some experience. And you couldnāt blame himānor be nice to him. According to his profile, Choso liked it when he was fucked hard- no experience and already thinking like a freak, huh? He was definitely your type.
Tapping at your chin in an exaggerated display of thinking.
āBut mommyās wonderingā¦.where is my nerd gonna cum?ā
His eyes go wide. Breath hitching, āPlease-ā
āI mean- maybe you could pull out and I could milk you onto the blanketā?ā Dramatically, the other manās lower lip quivers as a sob threatens to break through. So many rounds and he still hadnāt cum inside - youād gotten him everywhere: on your stomach, on your tits, between your thighs, on your tongue. Everywhere but inside. āHmmm. Nope.ā
He perks up.
āHow about my mouth again?ā
Choso shakes his sweaty head.
āI wanted to- hnghāā Itās so tough for him to speak when heās actively trying not to fall apart at the seams.
āOh, whatās that?ā Your eyes go wide. āDonāt feelinā my mouth wrapped around your cock, Choso- is it?ā
He shudders at the mere imagery of that. Every single thrust had him threatening to spill insideāthose gossamer ribbons were flooding your entrance nā starting to drip down your thighs. āNo-ā
āNo?ā
āNo, no, no, noāI love your mouth-ā He sputters. ā-m-mommyā¦ā And even though itās already been so long, Choso was still wearing those chunky rings depicting skulls and such on- gliding them up and down your back soothingly. āI love every part of you. But I just reallyā¦reallyā¦really wanted to cum inside this time-ā Peeking up at you through tear-stained lashes. āā¦if thatās okay with you?ā
He looked so pretty, it was hard not to cave in then and there.
But you had to stand firm. āNuh uhā¦I donāt know.ā Tapping at your chin once more. āMāhonestly a little hurt that youād hide this emo side of yourself, Choso.ā Leaning down to whisper into his ear- his silver studs glint. āEspecially when emo boys with big dicks just make me sooooooo fuckinā wetāā
Choso startles as though heād been electrocuted. āI-if Iād known that then I wouldāve told you in a heartbeat, mommy-ā
āAh, sweet-talking me now?ā You wave. āWhat other secrets are you hiding, Mr. Kamo Choso?ā
And itād been a rhetorical question, something to make your poor boy squirmāhonestly! But perhaps you shouldāve expected that with Chosoās fried, pussydrunken brain he wouldnāt have caught onto the toying tone of your voice. That he wouldāve blushed- and confessed.
āA-actually the only reason I joined was to get experience-ā You raise a brow as youād already known that. ā-so that if- when I actually found the courage to ask someone out, then Iād be less likely to disappoint them in bedā¦ā
Your lips quiver. āOh, Cho.ā
And then youāre wrapping your arms around Chosoās head - pushing his face deeper into your clammy tits, skin-against-skin - youāre running your fingers through his hair, soothing, as Choso keeps fuckinā away into you.
You whisper against his clammy forehead, āCum inside, baby.ā
And he does with a broken groanālong, lengthy ribbons of cum decorating the interior of your cunt. āTh-thank you, mommy.ā He whimpers.Ā They cling onto the outer ring of your entrance- which Choso has to push inside with a flicker of his thumb. The heat floods you instantly - bursts and bubbles of warmth spreading from your core, every single time that Choso twitches with another pang of pleasure- and his cockhead bursts out in cum.
Choso might be an utter sweetheart, but his cock was not-
He thwacks! out a few more creamy wads, and when heās finally done and shooting blanks- Choso accumulates those dollops on the tip of his cock all to smear them at the bottom of your pussy. That sweet, sweet cervix.
āC-can I tell you another secret, baby?ā He sobs.
āOf course, Choso.ā
āYou. Itās you.ā
You free him from your embrace to look at him properly.
āItās you that Iāve been wanting to ask out.ā
ā” RYOMEN SUKUNA - HE MATCHED?!
āWait- whoā¦?ā
āThe King of Curses.ā Dr. Shoko responds with a straight face. Too straight. You needed her to crack a smile- you needed her to tell you that this was a joke. āAt leastāthatās what he calls himself, and we did have to track down his records to find out his actual name.ā
Name: ITADORI (RYOMEN) SUKUNA
Age: 32
Occupation: āItās complicatedā.
Category: Rough nā tough
Primary likings: ROUGH. Partners in lingerie. DP. (For a more detailed report on sexual proclivities and medical assessment, please see Page 55 onwardsā¦)
āWhat does he mean by his occupation beingā¦āitās complicatedā?ā You squint at the manās profile.
āHe wanted to put āKing of Cursesā for that, too.ā Dr. Shoko takes a long swig of her coffee. āGoodness knows I couldnāt figure that out even with a PhD. But itās a lot more flattering than putting āLoiteringā, isnāt it?ā
āHe loiters.ā You ask.
āHopefully a forgivable crime.ā She nods.
And, sure, you didnāt give a shit about the loiteringāwhat instead caught your attention was the little matchmaking measurement that was on the top of the page. Or at least supposed to be. Instead of a percentage like all your previous passes had, this time was greeted you instead was a simple note: MATCH MADE!
And underneath it was a few semi-erased notes from who you assume to be the matchmakers spelling out- āThank goodness.ā āWe thought the day would never come-ā āTake him off our hands, please!!ā
Dr. Shoko catches you staring at them and promptly shuts your file for you. āItās just ah- your match seems to have a bit of aā¦reputation here, you see?ā
You ask, āA reputation? Is he some weirdo?ā
āWell thatās one way of putting itā¦ā She mutters to herself-
āWhat was that-ā
āNothing!ā Dr. Shoko clears her throat, and smooths her mask of professionalism. āTo be quite frank with you, Sukuna was one of our first clientsāand weāve been operational for quite some time now, and yet Sukuna never matched with anyone. If it wasnāt an extremely low percentage, then a match didnāt get past the interview stage- especially because Sukuna himself can be a littleā¦intimidating. At one point we just started showing him the profiles first, expecting pass after pass.ā She gives you a meaningful look. āBut for the first time, it seems, the King of Curses has found himself interested.ā
You donāt know how to interpret the little quirk of a smirk on her lips. āI see.ā Flipping the file back open, youāre taking in those smoldering crimson eyes, that pink hair. He was handsome, that was for sure- and he sounded like such a character.
You canāt help but find yourself, perhaps, a little interested as well.
āBut of course, itās completely up to you. And I can pass this one and get some more matches lined up if-ā
āNah. No need to pass, Dr. Shoko.ā
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āNow do a little spin fāme- atta girl.ā
Just about three dates - and youād discovered that the pink-haired man honestly wasnāt too bad. A little eccentric- alright, very eccentric. He spoke in extremely old-fashioned Japanese and knew far too much about cannibalism, but other than that you thought him to be just fine. Handsome, too.
Just an hour into your romantic dinner at that one fancy French restaurant downtown. Just a glance at the nearby love hotel before youāre both huddling inside one cramped room, Sukuna tugging off his coat before he bore you with a strappy black lingerie set.
It barely coveredā¦well, anything.
And that seemed to be just how he liked it.
Not even needing to tug those panties of yours to the side before heās pressinā his plump tip against your pussylips. Both so sensitive that the contact makes you hissāand your eyes are rolling to the back of your head as soon as he starts to enter. āO-ohhh-ā
āHey- heyāā Of course, itās not long before youāre feeling one of his roughened hands come and lightly tap your cheeks. It makes you snap out of your little daze and discover that Sukuna had entered a few inches - barely halfway through - but it still felt like he was touching your deepest throat. āYa have the King of Curses right before you and youāre not even looking at him? Tch-ā
Without warning, he pummels just a little deeper. Just a tender caress of his zig-zagging veins along your wet channel-
āCāmon, womanāā Sukuna grumbles. āLiterally what could be so interesting inside the back of yer skull? Look at me- look at how well māfucking you.ā
āS-so goodā¦āĀ Youāre blabbering out, as soon as your senses are returning. Because the stark sensation of Sukuna streaking your insides was mind-numbing - you donāt think youāve ever taken anyone this big before.Ā
āNever?ā Fuck- you said that out loud?! His smirk makes your heart race- honed canines all on display. āWell buck up, brat.ā He taps the side of your hips - and too late does it register as a signal to fuck your hips back down onto his pummeling ones. Funneling your cunt so fucking tight with all his inches. āBecause if it takes you this long ta take me regularly, then we might just be here all night trying to get you to takeā¦heh-ā
The hairs on your body raise.Ā
You bite down on your lower lip. āYourā¦second one?ā
Sukuna chuckles. āNo.ā Reaching upwards - not caring if itās making your hamstrings scream so deliciously at the stretch - Sukuna leans his sticky forehead against yours nā kisses your lips. Tongue and all. He finally whispers as he parts, āItāll be yours.ā
And just a few more thrusts, a few more whack-whack-whacks! of his thickened cock reaching your deepest depths possible. He was just so big and his thrusts were just so viciousāyouāre floating through a haze of pleasure when you feel itā¦that cold press of silicone against your precious orifice.
Youāre jerking up with a yelp. āShit- hngh, youāre putting it in now?ā
āHah? Duh.ā Sukuna scoffs. āWhy? Unless you donāt wish to-ā
āIām just wondering what took you so long.ā
Sukuna seems stunned for one second- two. Before the King quickly snaps out of it to pleasure the sopping line of your cunt with his silicone dildoāāDirty girl.ā
Because whatād intrigued you the most on his profile was one thing: double penetration. And Ryomen Sukuna took it seriouslyāheād slathered that impressive size - molded after himself, heād told you - with a passion fruit-scented lube before starting to crown it at your entrance. The very same pussy he was stuffed in, too.
His cock throbs away wildly inside you as Sukuna squeezes- and squeezes. And you wince at the mixture of pain and pleasure - that utterly wiiiiiild stretch making your mind dazed. āKeep going.ā You beg. āP-please- keep going, Kunaāā
āKuna?ā You canāt tell if heās feigning outrage or heās serious. He tugs your body into his- using one of your lingerie straps. āHow ridiculous- fuck, and just for that- donāt expect me to go easy on ya, brat.ā
And then itās both. At the same time.
He started off nicelyāsurprisingly. He started off just shuffling his thick, throbbing cock behind and stuffing the orifice of your cunt with the purple-colored dildo. He started off so-
And then youād gotten just a tad too mouthy and Sukunaās letting the globular, slick-glazed edge of the dildo rover all over - aaaaaall around the first ring of your entrance, and then smearing apart your channel to search for your sweet spots inside. Competing - fucking competing - with his own cock to massage your spots the best. It takes one hand clawed onto your hip nā pinning you down with all his weight to actually squirm the dildo inside you.
Shivers run down Sukunaās spine as he feels his sensitive shaft rub against the firm silicone. Uuuuuuup rubbinā his skin against the material. And down. Uuuuup and down. Uuuuup and down.Ā
Fucking you twice over.Ā
Such looooong and lecherous slides of your overstuffed pussy- āLook at her go.ā The King drags you back using a strappy ribbon from your lingerie, glances down and snickers. āSheās just so hungry, huh?ā
āC-can feel you all the way in my throat.ā You whimper.
āThatās nothing, wait till you feel me in your cervix.ā
And heās bottoming out. Twice.Ā
āFuck, how Iām glad you found me.ā
ā” GOJO SATORU - INFINITY% MATCH?!
Dr. Ieiri Shoko sits before you in her office, and she looks as though she wished she was doing anything but.
Now, youāre sure this wasnāt anything personal - after all, youāve met with Dr. Shoko for numerous appointments prior, and each time sheād been cordial if not nice. Youāve filled out all your forms. You havenāt been late to an appointment. You made sure during each appointment to be open-minded and thoughtful about your potential matches.
Soā¦what?
What could have happened in the thirty-six hours between your last appointment (six passes that day) and the sudden frantic phone call youād gotten this morning regarding the BIG BANG THEORY PROJECT? Youād rushed over - still half-asleep and attempting to tug on your pants - as soon as you could, sure that perhaps today would be the day you find your perfect match and-
āEhem- today is the day youāll be looking over your perfect match.ā Ah- what? Still jolted by Dr. Shokoās sudden change in demeanor, it takes a second for the excitement to hit you.Ā
You gasp. āSeriously? A perfect match?ā
āWellā¦perfect would be overselling itā¦ā She mutters to herself- and then catches your look of confusion. āAh- mathematically and scientifically, the numbers are perfect of course. A 99.99% match.ā
āThen, what seems to beā¦ā
āIt just seems that your match is a little-ā Dr. Shoko waves her hands in the air, searching for the word.Ā
āEccentric?ā
āNo.ā
āOdd?ā
āNo.ā
āCrazy.ā
āAlmost.ā She sighs, looking far more exhausted than the last time you saw her. Far more exhausted. The bluish splotches beneath her eyes crinkle as she grimaces, āApologies. Iām not that good at describing Lovecraftian monsters.ā
You chuckle- before you realize. āWait, what?ā
āButāonto the profiles, we donāt have all day and I have about thirty more appointments.ā She shoots you a look. āAnd none of them above 60%, I fear.ā Then turning towards her second door - the one connecting her office to one of the buildingās laboratories - she calls. āYou can come out now!ā
The door clicks open immediately- as if whoever was on the other side had been waiting impatiently to be called, fidgeting, hand already on the door handle.
And in walks a tall, white-haired manāalthough he couldnāt have been more than thirty or so, wearing a sterile white scientistās coat and thin-rimmed glasses. There were a few Digimon stickers on his shoes, and his name tag read: PROF. GOJO SATORU.
He was cute- you had to give him that.
Dr. Shoko takes one look at your face and sighs.
Youāre immediately straightening up. āE-erm, hello.ā And the man bows rapidly- sputtering out greetings and introductions a mile a minute, that you donāt even catch them. āAhā¦I believe you have my match profile?ā
The other woman smacks her forehead. āHe is your match profile.ā
You gape. āWhat?ā
Gojo practically beams- fuck, he really was too cute. He immediately reaches over and grasps your handāthen unabashedly kisses the back of it. Such a loud mwah! āYour pleasure to meet me, sweetheart.ā
From the corner of your vision, you see Dr. Shoko download a resignation letter template. āPleaseā¦youāre all heās been talking about for the past two days-ā
āLike a true romantic~ā Gojo trills.
ā-pass on him and put us all out of our miseryā¦please. I beg of you.ā
You look at the miserable Shoko- and then you look at Gojo.
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āSoā¦ā Gojoās breath sticks to the side of your neck, utterly syrupy, and his cock sticks to the goopy insides of your cunt.Ā
They wouldnāt have been able to pull him out with a wrench, he can tell you that much-
Because you were swallowing him up wholeālittle mewls leaving the gap between your lips, little dribbles of slick going down the corners of your mouth - ones heās nearing towards and licking right off your face. Gojoās chunky glasses crush against the side of your temple. His fingers dig deeper into your soft flesh. ā-it seems I have fallen victim to my own creation.ā
Gojo Satoru had you pushed against his clinical desk; itād been long since Dr. Shoko had wrapped-up your first meeting (and gone to take a lay-down on her examination bed). Meanwhile Gojo had valiantly volunteered to give you āan insightful and educationalā tour around the laboratories.
The first place he took you to was his private office.
ā¦The first place he took you to, neither of you could keep your hands off each other.
āTh-the program?ā Youāre babbling. Your hands grasp the edge of his desk- a plumage of documents soar upwards as youāre struggling and failing a few times- he was just fucking you so good. āHow are you falling victimāā
āBecause when I wanted to figure out a way to lose my virginity, I didnāt expect it to be this goodā!ā Gojo bursts out in confession. And youāre feeling the full impact of his statement- and the rough slam of his cockhead against the back of your pussy.
āS-so this was allā¦ā Your mouth gapes - and youāre not quite sure whether it was because of the sudden confession, or the increasing force of his hips. ā-a scheme to pop your cherry?!ā
āErm, actually- I wouldnāt say schemeāā Gojo huffs. Those thick-framed glasses of his kept sliding down his nose due to the force of his thrusts, and he was smearing his pretty face against your shoulder to keep pushing it up. āI am- was a virgin, hehā¦ā
He takes a glance down at where the two of you were sloppily connected - those swollen folds of yours spread so wiiiiiide open around his long cock - and instantly, heās hypnotized.
For a beat.
Two.
āāSatoru.ā Honestly- you have to give him a good clench to snap him back to his senses. Otherwise youāre sure he wouldāve kept funneling you full of his cock until one or both of your bodies gave outāhe just seemed addicted. Tingling with desire. He wanted you. He needed you.Ā
Every single second he was reeling his hips back- Gojo was angry just until he could rover his thickened inches back inside nā bash your very cervix. Again. And again. And again and again.Ā
And Gojoās pushing his glasses up with a huff. āWhat if I was having a telepathic conversation with your pussy?ā
You gape. āShokoās right, youāre crazy-ā
āYeah yeah-ā He sighs as if heās heard that one before. Many, many times. With a roll of those blue eyes, Gojo keeps explaining - not slowing down for a single split-second. āI was a virgin with too much time between my extra credits and three honors degrees, okay? So instead of being a lunatic and going out to actually meet people, I did what any sane person would doā¦āĀ
āCreate the BIG BANG THEORY PROJECT-ā
āI created the BIG BANG THEORY PROJECT!ā It was almostā¦cute just how passionate he was getting. And it certainly helped that the more excited he got, the more his twitchinā tip splurged out precum. Flinching it into all sorts of little hidden spots inside youāāA cutting-edge matchmaking system that pairs partnersā sexual proclivities-ā
He leans against you- and it feels like a furnace, in the best way. Gojoās blushing cheek against yours. Gojoās aching cock against your cunt.Ā
Heās scouring the silken depths of your cunt and ramming into that one spot- āThe GrƤfenberg spot.ā Gojo titters to himself. āErm- I did my readingā¦ā By now he wasnāt even pulling his hips off of yours- glued to those stinging ass cheeks of yours, heās plasterinā every nook inside you with his precum. āAnd the fact that weāre a near-100% match must mean one thingāāĀ
Gojo cums from pure excitement.
He cums from pure excitement. White-hot pouring into the depths of your cunt, slathering it in an oily layer of his cum.
You almost donāt dare to ask. āAnd wh-what does that mean?ā
āThat next I must make a pregnancy program!ā
Too caught up in the moment; the two of you donāt register the light buzz of your phone.
A text from Shoko.
A/N. IDK why working on their profiles was so unserious shsdhsd-
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