Okie dokie

the monsterfuckers really won huh. who had domestic girlboss venom and malewife eddie on their bingo card for 2021

im watching grease and the most unrealistic part isn't the flying car but when danny says they'll all see each other regularly after hs ends

this wonderful person and the japanese fisherman can save us all

new tarot card Zero of Cups. no cups

bro I don’t think that’s what your job is supposed to be about

My dude is living his best life

Leave him alone, he’s not herding anyone

idk who i am but i don’t like her

Does this guy think that…women don’t have knees?

despite what capitalist society tells us, success is so much more than financial & academic. success is helping people. success is making people happy. success is going to bed with a smile on your face. success is love. success is the bonds we form with other people. there is so much more succeeding than money and academia. you’re not a failure just because you don’t make six figures or have a degree from harvard or oxford. there is so much more to life than what we are told.

If y’all don’t know how to treat mundane life experiences with awe and wonder at the world then maybe it’s *you* that’s probably boring that’s all I’m sayin

If you don’t think a trip to 7-11 at 12am has a low chance of survival you’re deluded

the other day i was perusing the dessert options in the dining hall and this group of absolute stereotypical frat boy types were also milling around the desserts and one of them pointed to the strawberry pastries and said to the others “what’s the vibe with these, boys?” and i haven’t been able to get that sentence out of my head since