sanctus predicator.

if the universe were not so cruel the "Tailor Swift" would be a beautiful bird that elegantly sews its nest together

sherlock holmes deduces you are trans before you've figured it out yourself and refers to you with those pronouns and then when you look confused is like "ah...had you not arrived at that conclusion yet?" and wafts away in his dressing gown to smoke seventeen pipes, leaving you in a gender crisis

my classmates in high school did that too that ain't impressive

guy who deserves to be chained up in the underground dungeon of an ancient decrepit castle: Hi.

i always think abt my cousin in greece who's like obsessed with american culture, bc ill say that im going to a barbecue and she'll be like "wow.... a real life american barbecue... will there be red cups?" you bet your ass there'll be red cups. take my hand. have a hot dog. all your dreams can come true here at the real life american barbecue

boom boom boom boom i want you in my loom knit you into a sweater then sew it up forever

taboo kinks like pedophilia/rape/incest are not innate to transfemininity or to queerness or to autism and this current wave of attempts to naturalize them as such is alarming and suspicious