グレル・サトクリフ

Send me xxx for a drunk text from my muse

 [Sent to: Kilt Kid] Whoopsy daisies, silly me~ You should be flattered, I don’t just offer my buns out to anyone you know~ 

[Sent to: Redrum]  hohoho~ cheeky little thing. <3 I might take you up on that offer if you’re not careful

[Sent to: Kilt Kid] You rotten randy bugger~! Surely you knew I was on about my cream buns that I made specially for the office bake sale~ 😇

[Sent to: Redrum] …Oh… well this just got awkward… 😱 I didn’t know we were having a bake sale. I’d have made something…

[Sent to: Kilt Kid] Not to worry, my dear~ Perhaps you weren’t let in on it, it is a super secret one that only elite members are aware of, after all~  ;)

someone: don’t me: ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ

 [Sent to: Kilt Kid] Whoopsy daisies, silly me~ You should be flattered, I don’t just offer my buns out to anyone you know~ 

[Sent to: Redrum]  hohoho~ cheeky little thing. <3 I might take you up on that offer if you’re not careful

[Sent to: Kilt Kid] You rotten randy bugger~! Surely you knew I was on about my cream buns that I made specially for the office bake sale~ 😇

make them regret how they treated you

[Sent to: Kilt Kid] ... Eh? What goods?  Heaven forbid you’re making... whatever they’re called, “Space cakes” or something along those lines.  [Sent to: Kilt Kid] Now, now, there’s really no need for that. I’m running quite fashionably late.  I ought to wash your mouth out with soap, young man. Who on earth calls a lady an “asshat”?  Rude. 

 [Sent to: Kilt Kid] Whoopsy daisies, silly me~ You should be flattered, I don’t just offer my buns out to anyone you know~ 

I’ll learn impulse control when I’m dead

i’m just trying to live my life here and there you are being a total fucktruck about it

dont ever talk to me or my 47 destructive tendencies again

Tell my muse what you think of their significant other.