Mischievous Gal

FUCK

why does this always make me hysterical oh my fucking god

THIS IS HORRIFYING

It kind of really confuses me when Barbie commercials have little girls dressing them up and brushing their hair Like no Barbie is not about fashion. Barbie is about collecting as many dolls as you can get your grubby 7 year old hands on and dominating the living room with your expansive empire of plastic women. Barbie is about creating intricate social structures and spicy inter-family conflicts between town house residents. Barbie is about formulating complex back stories for tortured Ken dolls with emotional scars. It’s about creating near-sadistic dramatic plot twists that split up marriages and cause that one Barbie you really dislike to be ceremoniously tossed down the stairs in order to be offed by the jealous ex-wife of Ken #4.

Yes, but how do you make it into a marketable commercial that won’t freak parents and caregivers out?

I’ve always had the impression that advertisers don’t really understand how girls play with their toys.

When I played with Barbies I had this thing called “The Dead Pit” which was a purple bratz laundry hamper. So whenever a Barbie got killed off she would go in there. And what I would do was I would carry her to the dead pit while singing the dead pit song. The dead pit song was just saying “The dead pit” over and over again in different tones. Anyway, once I finally reached the pit I would announce “(name) has died.” And drop her in. I would wait a few moments. Then, I would violently shake the hamper while shrieking, pretending to be the tortured souls of dead barbies from the underworld. I thought it was hilarious.

Just had a child say “circumcise me, captain!” And his mom smacked him in the back of the head and said “I’m so sorry I don’t know where he heard that I don’t even know if he knows what that means” and I’m thinking about how kids are just walking shitpost generators

it appears…we are both puppets

I think this might be my favorite comic from the entire history of the fandom. Every frame is hilarious. JFC. Asspotato.

You’re not fake simply because you act differently depending on the person you’re with. Different personalities bring out different aspects of your personality. You’re complex and multidimensional; it’s beautiful.

in anthropology this is called “code switching” and it is a completely natural thing that pretty much everyone does.

my heart is just dying this year. fuck 2016.

The movie Young Frankenstein has always stuck with me ever since I watched it as a kid. I thought it was hilarious, and from that point Gene Wilder became one of my favorite actors. Man I can't believe he's gone... Class dismissed.

absolutely nothing whatsoever changes with regards to Ginny. except that in addition to “why doesn’t Harry notice me as more than a chum,” she grumbles, “why hasn’t Harry managed to realize that CHO IS STRAIGHT”

IF this becomes a popular text post, this is how I want to be remembered

@combatclairvoyance

are you ready to suffer?

wow i can’t believe kylo is gonna die in ep viii

Star Wars Episode Eight: Mom is Fucking Pissed

I came out as a queer during football practice when my coach was like “son, you’re having trouble throwing straight" and I replied “I’m also having trouble being straight". It got very quiet and then coach just shook his head and said “throw the damn ball, Cooper"