New Blog: Sainte-Rue

[ID: a cross-stitch of a burning molotov cocktail and the words "Be the light you want to see in the world" /End ID]

wtf uma musume is an isekai for dead racehorses????

#the funny side effect is the anime is actually a really good sports anime with no fanservice #because they don't want to tarnish the horse images as per ip agreement

you mean to tell me that rule 34 can only be subverted by the fucking mafia

What the fuck am I reading

getting really into penis lately

Is it getting into YOU, though?

Reblog if you wish you had little fangs and could bite people.

idk man this living by the sword shit is easy

FUCK

smoking that wizard shit that let the hobbits talk to trees and walk 900 miles barefoot to throw that giant eye freak's cock ring into a burning volcano

i need you all to promise me that you’re not going to hatewatch the mario movie in theaters and inadvertently make it a commercial success. i need you people to promise me this. i know this is what’s going to happen anyway but please for the love of god just be patient and pirate it