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”aaugh free the nipple was CLEARLY started by MEN so they could see more tits” GET OUT OF THE CAVE!!! GET OUT OF THE CAVE RN!!!!

- Plato, 375 BC

Y’all making women in their thirties feel old is my villain origin story actually

The thing is nobody at pride is evaluating you to determine if you’re queer enough to be there because they’re too busy thinking “it’s so hot out” and “why is this lemonade 12 dollars?”

forgotten middle child syndrome the number 68 stuck between her funny number siblings 67 and 69. is this anything.

no more historic events this decade that is ENOUGH, i’m putting my foot down

History is not done with us yet my friend

I have received all manner of threat, up to and beyond “I will play a flute carved from your femur,” and yet this is the first time I’ve felt truly threatened

i knew posting this in 2022 was risky but holy fucking shit

scientists are hard at work exploring each others bodies

Daily affirmations for tesla owners: your car is ugly as hell and everyone hates you

awww the like button turns into a rainbow when you press it! that's so cute...hey staff what's with all the trans women you keep nuking?

i think we should be ridiculing them more for this. you don't get to try and go all "queer website" when your staff likes to go on nuking sprees targeting the trans fem users

would be remiss not to mention that the rainbow notably straight up just removed the trans flag colors from it. like they’re gone. it’s the progress flag minus the trans flag colors.

hey staff what the fuck

hey staff don't you think you're being too on-the-nose

texting is like a quick time event if you're anxious enough

She should be at the club

i had a really fucked up dream omg

p&f related?

sorry but phineas and ferb were not in it.

buford?

no characters from phineas and ferb were there.

momentarily had the thought “shout out to my platonic harem” and then remembered that’s called friends

These are the most fuckable bookshelves I’ve ever seen