Melted Wax and Microwaved Bubblegum

usamericans, do you remember in the incredibles when syndrome made the robot go haywire just so he could swoop in and 'save the day'

I guess the real glorious evolution was the homoerotic yearning we made along the way

sue did such a good job building that bathroom closet that i think she missed her true calling as a general contractor

girl why the hell WEREN'T you at the devil's sacrament 👀 that's three sacraments in a row you've missed 👀 👀 👀

the real secret to zuko's redemption arc is the month he spent working in public food service

The switch from Daylight Saving Time to Standard Time which will take away my glorious hour of daylight in the afternoon and give it to the early morning is just another example of how Morning People are an oppressive class in modern society

The chugging of a sacred beer