its probably a normal sign for the economy that all of my adulthood fantasies are like "imagine having your own kitchen living room and bathroom to decorate" "what if i could get on a train" "maybe one day i could purchase a sturdy pair of shoes" "i should save and invest in a single bicycle"

You don’t get between a Marylander and their crabs.

I’m such a “yay <3” person like unironically a hip hip hooray type of personality

I’m gonna kill (remembers suicide jokes are bad for my mental health) someone else (remembers murder is bad) on accident (realizes it’s not an accident if I say I’m gonna do it) and I know because I’m from the future (remembers lying is bad) no I’m not (feels guilty) I’m so so sorry (remembers actions speak louder than words) (does a backflip)

the death of dvds is so fucked. what about bonus features

far far away idol would never happen now

theres like a guarantee that if someone’s url ends in “course” or “discourse” theyre an asshole

World Heritage Post

bigs my eyes

bigs my eyes at you

bigs my beautious my gorgeous eyeballs

Yasss who else is a kinda lame aimless adult in they mid to late 20s

shout out to everyone who participated in the january-february mass depressive episode

Thank you everyone for another great turnout to the january-february mass depressive episode

i don’t understand how anything works i just walk through life terrified

paper and pen seems so powerful now. on account of all the. surveillance