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“Which route should we take to get the most treats?”

“Is this your first time trick-or-treating?”

“Oh, everyone will love your candy bags!”

“Oh, nobody is gonna want this lame selection of candy.”

“There’s this one house at the end of the street that gives out slushies and full-sized candy bars!”

“There’s this one house at the end of the street that gives out fresh fruit.”

“Oh, your costume looks so great on you!”

“Oh, your costume looks…Great. Totally.”

“Oh, your costume looks…A bit too real.”

“No one likes candy corn.”

“Well, I like candy corn…”

“How are we supposed to trick-or-treat when it’s raining?!”

“How are we supposed to trick-or-treat when it’s freezing cold?!”

“How many treats did you get?”

“Do any good tricks on anyone yet?”

“Man, Halloween sucks!”

SYML // better

“ you came into the picture like a natural. ”

“ you were unexpected. ”

“ i don’t wanna say it, but maybe it was fate. ”

“ i cannot contain it. ”

“ i know it’s a different love. ”

“ i know that you make me better. ”

“ you make me better. ”

“ it’s a love that will keep me holding on. ”

“ we only get better. ”

“ i came into your picture such a broken fool. ”

“ a million different pieces looking back at you. ”

“ i came into your picture such a broken fool, a million different pieces looking back at you. ”

“ believe me when i say this, i was giving up. ”

“ but now you come and save me. ”

“  believe me when i say this, i was giving up, but now you come and save me. ”

“ love can terrify. ”

“ everything inside us, burning with desire now. ”

imagine dragons // walking the wire 

“ do you feel the same when i’m away from you? ”

“ do you know the line that i’d walk for you? ”

“ we’ll take what comes. ”

“ the storm is raging against us now. ”

“ we’re walking the wire. ”

“ there’s tears we’ll cry, but those tears will fade. ”

“ it’s a price you pay when it comes to love. ”

“ i’ll take your hand when thunder roars. ”

“ i’ll hold you close, i’ll stay the course. ”

“ i promise you from up above that we’ll take what comes. ”

jaymes young // infinity 

“ this love, i’ll never let it die. ”

“ i’m a mad man for your touch. ”

“ don’t tell me it’s impossible. ”

“ i love you for infinity. ”

“ my soul, you know it aches for yours. ”

“ you’re the reason i believe in fate. ”

“ we are the gods now. ”

neon trees // the next room 

“ there you go, messing with my mind. ”

“ i am usually better when i lie. ”

“ i lose control when i hear your body move. ”

“ i’m dying to break through. ”

“ you play me like i am made of strings. ”

“ if you only knew how hard it is to handle, how bad i want this scandal. ”

“ my world revolves around you. ”

“ i can’t live without you. ”

“ you’re losing sleep tonight. ”

“ i’ll never wait. ”

john legend // all of me 

“ what would i do without your smart mouth? ” 

“ you’ve got my head spinning. ”

“ i’m on your magical mystery ride. ”

“ my head’s under water, but i’m breathing fine. ”

“ i’m out of my mind. ”

“ all of me loves all of you. ”

“ i’ll give my all to you. ”

“ you’re my end and my beginning. ”

“ how many times do i have to tell you, even when you’re crying you’re beautiful too. ”

“ the world is beating you down, i’m around through every mood. ”

Youtube link for the OFFICIAL AUDIO HERE!

”Here’s to all the people who’ve been trying to keep me down.”

”Got their fingers in my collar trying to turn me all around.”

”I find it so funny to hear how much they hate.”

”Try to push me to the ground, then say they love me to my face.”

“Try to push me to the ground.”

“Say they love me to my face.”

”Say what you mean and don’t try to deceive me.”

”I so want to believe it, yes I want to, yes I do.”

”Say what you want and don’t try to prolong it.”

”If you want to so-long it, then I want you to, yes I do.”

”I’m feeling all the heat, they’re gonna hear my call.”

“I’m feeling all the heat.”

“They’re gonna hear my call.”

”Now I can wait to see you lose it all.”

”You’ve placed your bets and he is gonna make you fall.”

”You’ve placed your bets.”

”He is gonna make you fall.”

”I can’t believe you’re so delusional.”

“Now I know you’re gonna try to say I stole this verse from Tim. But there’s a firestarter out there and I’m sure he stole from him, first.”

”Now I know you’re gonna try to say I stole this verse from Tim.”

”There’s a firestarter out there and I’m sure he stole from him.”

”Don’t say you love me then turn around and drop me.”

“Don’t say you love me.”

“Turn around and drop me.”

”Soon you’re gonna want me and you know it’s true, yes you do.”

“Soon you’re gonna want me.”

“You know it’s true, yes you do.”

”Why don’t you see him the way he really is?”

”Soon you’ll wanna leave him and I know it’s true, yes I do.”

”Soon you’ll wanna leave him.”

“There’s no need to wonder where your God is, because he’s right here… and he’s fresh out of mercy.”

“Hey! You’re not better than us!”

“My sweet ass coat begs to differ.”

“So that’s your plan uh? Make me feel feelings and then cut me down a peg? That cuts deep kid… but I respect that.”

“Ah, that’s adorable. You think they’re a threat. Well, you just sit tight. Show’s about to start. Careful though, first three rows are a splash zone!” “So why don’t you lie down, relax and watch the stars with me?”

“It’s 2 in the afternoon! There are no stars!”

“We must save my family!”

“Oh, feelings? Yeah, I don’t have those anymore. Went cold turkey.”

“I am known by many names. Mountain Slayer. Thunder Lion. The Chocolate Axe. But you, you can call me ___.”

“___, eh? That’s uh, that’s a pretty masculine name.”

“…Well shit, I don’t know how to mock that. OH GOD, that’s never happened before!” “Uh, okay, then what’s the point of other people if not to mock them?”

“YOU WANNA TAKE THIS OUTSIDE, KID? I’LL THROW DOWN WITH AN EIGHT YEAR OLD! I DON’T GIVE A FUCK!”

“You know something? I really hate people! They’re selfish, ignorant, loud obnoxious pricks, with basically no redeeming qualities whatsoever. I mean really, look at all they’ve achieved! Genocide, global warming, reality TV, and just a never ending parade of failures and fuck ups! They are, without question, a complete write-off of a species, and how dare you make me care about them!”

“Have you considered… murder?”

“You knew I’m not your type, but still you let me stay.”

“I must be drinking too much.”

“I thought I love you from the moment we met.”

“I was too blind to see you were a bullet in my head.”

“You promised dreams, you promised things I’d never see.”

“All that I had to do was just stop being me.”

“How can you love me back?”

“I’m not what you believe.”

“I was too blind to see I was a joker up your sleeve.”

“Why do we always hurt the ones we love?”

“I don’t want to fall in love again.”

“It’s like I’m holding onto something that’s pretend.”

“I got soul, that’s something new.”

“I ain’t got no dancing shoes, but I can make you move.”

“If I knew then what I know now, I’d never hurt.”

“Sometimes falling down is how we ever learn.”

“I thought I love you until forever.”

“I was too blind to see forever wasn’t far ahead.”

“Life is like a ghost that’s catching up to me.”

“The only thing I know for sure is how I feel whenever I’m with you.”

“Let’s go far away, farther than we ever dreamed.”

“Pick a star and hold on tight.”

“Nothing shines brighter than you do.”

“I don’t believe in much, but I believe in us.”

“Trust me when I say I promise you.”

“Until the stars turn blue, there’s nothing they can do to hold me back from you.”

“We’ll light up the sky, just you and I.”

“Even if you stumble, I won’t let you fall.”

“Where we’re going ain’t easy, but you’re worth it all.”

“Just close your eyes and take my hand.”

“Don’t be afraid to jump when I say to.”

“Put your hand on my chest so you can feel this heart hurting.”

“Our love was on fire but then you made it stop burning.”

“I thought I knew the rules but now I guess I’m still learning.”

“You were the one who made my whole world stop turning.”

“I feel like ghost watching my life pass.”

“I’m left in the darkness.”

“I’d follow you to forever.”

“We’d get lost in our bed like we were lost in the ocean.”

“I would drown in your love but now I’m drowning in nothing.”

“The house that we built, it’s nothing but ruins.”

“This heart ain’t a heart if it’s nothing but broken.”

“Is this what you wanted?”

“You got what you wanted.”

“You’re a long way from [place].”

“The way you smile, I know you’re new.”

“Damn, I’m glad that I met you.”

“This town ain’t cold with you.”

“I don’t wanna wake up.”

“Don’t care if it’s morning, just put me back to sleep.”

“Every time I close my eyes, I wish the sun would never rise.”

“This bed was made for two.”

“Just like I was made for you.”

“They say home is where the heart is, so my home should be with you.”

“You know I’ll keep you safe.”

“You don’t have to be afraid.”

“Hold your head close to the ground.”

“Can you feel it now, in your veins?”

“I’ll never be the same.”

“Everything I write, I write for you.”

“Just settle down this beating heart.”

“You set my world on fire, but I can’t explain.”

20 starters | NSFW | TW: violence, suggestive

« you smell delicious. »

« i’m going to suck you dry. »

« you taste sweeter than i thought. »

« you’re driving me out of my mind. »

« no, i can’t turn in a bat, stop asking. »

« i wonder how your blood tastes like… »

« just one sip! i beg of you, i’m dying of thirst! »

« you’ll regret taking a walk so late, young one. »

« nobody told you not to walk around alone at night? »

« i didn’t mean to kill them! i swear, i-i didn’t want this- »

« close the courtains! close those goddamn courtains! »

« of course i don’t sparkle. what are you talking about?! »

« don’t try me. if i start to drink, i never know when to stop… »

« can you stop showing me your neck? i told you i’m not thirsty! »

« no, you don’t want to be like me. believe me, nobody wants it. »

« are you here for killing me? then that stick of yours won’t help. »

« this history book is a bloody mess. i would know, i’ve been there. »

« oh dear, tell me you didn’t see it! my bat form isn’t nearly as cute. »

« turning you would be easy, but you never truly get used to the thirst. »

she had no heart so hardened.

each feather, it fell from skin ‘til threadbare while she grew thin.

how were my eyes so blinded?

and i will hang my head, hang my head low.

come and see.

there’s an island hidden in the sound.

sorrow fills the silence all around.

no boot mark here, nor fingerprint.

the tides will come and go witnessed by no waking eye.

all we know for sure amidst this fading light: we’ll not go home again.

we’ll not go home again.

i produced my pistol, then my saber.

make no whistle or thou will be murdered.

i will dress your eyelids with dimes upon your eyes.

go to sleep now, little ugly.

go to sleep now, you little fool.

you’ll not feel the drowning.

forget you once had sweethearts. they’ve forgotten you.

that’s where my true love lies.

then will you make a grave?

i will be home then. i will be home then.

there at the fair when our eyes caught, careless, got my heart right pierced by a pin.

no, i lingered here with the blankets barren.

but o, my love, though our bodies may be parted, though our skin may not touch skin, look for me with the sun-bright sparrow.

i will come on the breath of the wind.

you say you can’t break away.

i’m here with my hands on my heart.

i’ll shout out my love to the stars.

when we first laid eyes i swore to no compromise.

well, how soon we were betrayed.

i swear to the stars i’ll burn this whole city down.

sing, muse, of the passion of the pistol.

it was the perfect crime.

it stinks of slumber and disaster.

they told their lies as heaven-sent.

the way came with a curse and a caterwaul.

the war came with all the poise of a cannonball.

when the war came, the war came hard.

you better shut your windows tight.

everybody knows if you don’t mind your mother’s words a wicked wind will blow your ribbons from your curls.

they used to be just like me and you.

now killing is their only source of joy.

they’re waiting till the dead of night.

where to begin?

summer blows away and quietly, it gets swallowed by a wave.

it was a cold night and the snow lay round.

the sun was all down.

i am a poor man. i haven’t wealth nor fame.

and the winter’s so long.

all the stars were crashing ‘round.

all i ever meant to do was to keep you.

i was greedy, i was vain.

there’s a bend in the wind and it rakes at my heart.

when we arrive, sons and daughters, we’ll make our homes on the water.

we’ll build our walls aluminum.

we’ll fill our mouths with cinnamon, now.

we’ll leave our tracks untraceable now.

1. “I am sorry, but there is nothing I can do to stop you from getting older.”

2. “I want my power. I want my youth. Give it to me!” 

3. “Water from the fountain of youth. I have only a drop left, but I know where you can find more.”

4. “Show some respect. You’re in the oldest city in ______.” 

5. “They say older people should stay indoors during the summer. You should probably stay in the _____ and cool off.” 

6. “Who are you calling old?!” 

7. “It’s ‘three strikes and you’re out’, not two.” 

8. “Well, bring it on! We kicked your butt before and we’ll do it again!”

9. “You know, I’ve never felt better. I almost feel like a kid again.” 

10. “You’re like… me.” 

11. “I’m a kid again!” 

12. “Forget watching what I eat anymore. Look! I got rocky road, mint chip, and chunk-a hunk-a bubble! Real pieces of bubble gum in every bite.” 

13. “You look about ten.” 

14. “We have to turn you back! I’m getting my spell book.”

15. “Wait! No aches, no pains. I want to enjoy this for a while.” 

16. “You’re right, _____. We’ll figure things out… right after we play tag. You’re it!” 

17. “I always knew I was more mature than you.” 

18. “My feet hurt! I don’t wanna walk anymore! I’m tired!” 

19. “Stop being a baby! Whoops, you can’t.” 

20. “Move or get turned to pulp!” 

21. “Ugh. Total grossness. _____ slobber.” 

22. “So you’re like, over 400 years old?” 

23. “Staying young forever. Now that’s a dream come true.” 

24. “Time is your friend, not your enemy. Appreciate what you have.” 

25. “Yuck! Fleas!” 

26. “There it is, the Fountain of Youth. One of life’s greatest mysteries: solved.” 

27. “You are too late. With control of the ______, I shall become immortal!” 

28. “I knew he/she/they’d go super-nova hot. All four-year-olds have meltdowns.” 

29. “You must continue drinking the water to remain young. The effects should wear off of you soon.”