Don't judge a book by the size of its wrists

me, rewatching my favourite media for the hundredth time: it’s about the comfort. it’s about the nostalgia. it’s about lacking the necessary emotional bandwidth to take in and process new things in this year of our lord 2021

i bet those colors only shrimp can see suck major ass

jealousy isn’t the way bro

The shrimp aren’t gonna have sex with you.

you take that back right fucking now

babe wake up new shrimp color drama dropped

I will never get tired of reblogging this

Coping with life generally but especially in 2020 in a nutshell

do u ever realise that you’re gonna be an adult for the rest of your life

There are so many other words in the english language and you just had to go and say these

sell it bob

God making gay people:

oh wow gen z isnt using a site thats mostly used by 40 year old moms sharing minion memes

Godspeed, young ones. Succeed where we failed. Destroy the beast.

Awwwww😂😂😂

"Then how do you say aisle?" 😂😂🤣