"Old things like that don't give gifts, child. They give trades. And they don't tell you the price 'til after."
Inspired by the fic STATIC, by @mak3morn
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"Old things like that don't give gifts, child. They give trades. And they don't tell you the price 'til after."
Inspired by the fic STATIC, by @mak3morn

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The fandom perception of Alastor confuses me so much actually. Quite literally quite simply quite obviously the Main Theme/Entire Point of Hazbin is "the key to redemption is allowing love to motivate you instead of fear" and then ppl will deadass look at The Guy Who's Motivated Entirely By Fear Always and is A Main Character and is So So So Fucking Lonely because he had one genuine friendship ever and allowed his fear to destroy it and go "yeah he's an endgame villain, he will never get better actually"
screen cleaner
cw blood
extra: their subsequent dinner not-date
"No you don't understand, hazbin fans have no reason to be defensive about the haters, the people who don't like the show aren't immature and actually do it for a good reason!!"
The hazbin haters in question:
A little comfort

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A little comfort
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Someone requested Vox protecting Box from Alastor. They never stood a chance.
I do think the fact that when Rosie was making Alastor dance to her song she dropped him during it, but when Vox was doing it he had him so tightly wrapped in his wires that he physically could NOT drop him, is an interesting comparison.
Which could mean nothing.
I just... really wanted an excuse to draw cutesy pouty Alastor.. That's it, that's the story.

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Amir is literally radiostatic no 1 shipper. Because what do you mean he refused to say "Alastor and Lucifer make out sloppy style" or "Lucifer I'm going to get you pregnant" but said "Vox I want to fuck you" UNPROMPTED!? It wasn't even a request someone made he just said that on his own 😭 Honestly so valid of him
(Also, the "let's get married - baby, I'd clean your screen every day of the month - I think it means they're fucking" radiostatic sequence?😭 Legendary.)
It just occurred to me to me the real reason Charlie didn't have to worrie to much about Alastor.
Charlie: Ugh I wish I just knew he was ok.
Angel: Oh he's fine.
Charlie: What? How do you know.
Angel: Val wont stop giveing me updates.
Charlie: Wait really?
Angel: Well expanding to him Alastor has been flirting with Vox for the past hour and keeps giveing Vkx "fuck me eyes". Which I personally find really hard to believe. Apparently he already made Vox cry to actually. Vox doesn't know anyone knowdis.
Charlie: is he like being hurt?
Angel: I dont.... I dont think so (scrolls though book a worth of text) I mean Val didn't mention it. Just something about him being tied to a chair.
Someone gonna lose his mind(
mutual murdermedia doodles
outsider pov vs alastor pov
and other silly stuff>>

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like, am I wrong???
I need to post my art on Tumblr too oops
Inspired by @jjoneechan 's lovely radiostatic comics.
The flower in the background is Queen of the Night, which means "enjoy small moments because they do not last"
Flower photo credit