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pussy game so strong it scared the devil

no but literally that is what is happening, there have been long periods of western history where spirits were said t be frightened by the site of lady business. Sailor’s wives used to flash their husbands ships (mind you this was a time before underwear so you just lifted your petticoats and BAM) in order to scare away the spirits and devils that made storms. A woman could flash her crops to keep away spirits that might ruin them.This was also back when the vagoo was seen as something taboo and horrible so literally looking directly at some labia was thought to be so scary the devil would poop himself. Misogyny so intense it gave the pussy superpowers. 

PUSSY OUT TO SCARE THE DEVIL AWAY

@deadcatwithaflamethrower

*cackling*

This is actually part of Finnish folklore, too. Vagina was the strongest thing on the planet, enough so that you could curse someone why flashing your hoo-hoo at them. Even the bear, which was the strongest spiritual being, feared by everyone - so much that saying bear’s name out loud would summon a bear and thus no one still knows what’s a bear in Finnish - ran away in a sigh of lady’s privates.

wait i want to know more about there maybe not being a word for bears in finnish???

@spiritspodcast

the cockatiel I have now is easily the least smart cockatiel I've ever known in terms of basic problem solving, but he has such a strong sense of "how things are done in this family"... not only does he greatly prefer to eat when someone else is eating, and start waiting expectantly by his food bowl the moment he sees things he's identified as food prep happening, today he sat there staring at me eating looking more and more indignant until I turned my music off so we could eat like a goddamn family

another recent episode in Things Dragon Has Learned: he has seen me do a total of two woodwork projects on the balcony now, it's been kind of unavoidable that he had to hear at least some of the banging noises, and now whenever he sees someone carrying a pallet or other 'bunch of wood' type object he starts yelling at them in a way I can only take as "not this bullshit again, don't you dare!!" Dragon I'm sorry nobody around here ever behaves

i love my mutuals because we never talk but we still… like… follow each other……….. and i admire that we stick together even tho there is no communication in the slightest………u kno what i mean… hello…

*does that thing where i sensually remove my white gloves by biting the tip of my finger but i start eating the glove*