royce. pro dreamer.

They’re still here if you wanna see them. The same person who dislikes pancakes and waffles.

Oh, they are?! When can I come over to see them?

Why would I cook if you still have food?

I won't still have food next year, smartypants, and you know that.

I miss you too, so the answer is yes, definitely, very soon, mucho soono.

Mucho soono. Oh my god, you dork.

Pretty sure I just said the little ones were in town, and the only thing you paid attention to was the fact that I didn’t like ham. Sad.

I'm ignoring that because I didn't get to see them and focusing instead on the ham and your dislike of it. Who dislikes ham? Seriously?

I slept most of it, then went out to eat with the little ones and my sister ‘cause I don’t like ham.

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Because you’ll still have some left over.

Or because YOU'LL be the one cooking next year. Like I said.

Well, that right there is an offer I cannot refuse, so you have got yourself a deal.

Excellent. You coming soon? I miss you.

I know, but it’s the thought that counts.

Yeah, yeah, I guess.

At least you don’t have to make any next year.

No cuz you'll be doing that, yes? Yes. Good.

Challenge accepted.

Yes good. Come over and eat and snuggle with me.

I’d say gimme, but we’ve got the same problem over here.

Ugh, you are so not helpful, boo boo.

As if you could ever bug me, that’s crazy talk. What would you like to do then, lady’s choice.

It’s Cheeseburger Sunday though.

Only if you share it with me.

I guess I can do that.