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in botw 2 sidon will fuck you

“do any of you know where link went?”

No one had in fact, seen Link for a few days. He usually said goodbye before he left for a longer stretch like that, so the whole situation seemed off. The truth was, Link was planning another one of his schemes. For a man who schemed as much as he did, you’d think he’d have foresight, but not in the slightest. He had planned to surprise Sidon with an old artifact of his he had just found that would turn him into a Zora. He had gold scales to match his usual hair color, with blue tipped fins. Unfortunately, he hadn’t gotten much, and when he approached the prince, he still stood at half his height. He tapped at Sidon to get his attention.

Sidon glanced over his shoulder to see who had tapped him, but shocked to see a fancy looking zora there. It looked sorta like Link but he wasnt too sure. "Oh- Hello!" He smiles anyway.

“do any of you know where link went?”

“I’m generally on your shoulders but you forget I’m there”

"oh right!" He laughs