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You've finally been cornered by your beloved characters after weeks of running from the angry crowds. They immediately bring you to the middle of the town square, the archons present and deciding on the verdict.
Not that there's any other punishment but death.
"For your grave offense against the divine creator, you are hereby sentenced to a public execution," It was Ei who announces this and your stomach drops.
"On what grounds! I didn't- I don't even know this divine creator! How could I have insulted them-"
"Blasphemy! You claim not to know of the divine creator yet you dare to impersonate them!" Venti accuses, stepping forward to face your kneeling form. You were growing desperate and frustrated at their stubbornness. As a lover of the genshin lore, you couldn't help but spout the next words from your mouth.
"Pretty bold coming from a wind spirit! That isn't even your face!"
The winds of Teyvat freeze. You freeze too. Oh god oh god is he angry? Are they going to torture you now too? You take this pause as a chance to ramble ā your last resort in worming your way out of execution ā your entire being high on adrenaline and fear. "I mean, as the anemo archon of the land of freedom, doesn't this seem too oppressive? Appearances, really?"
"And- and what's this talk about an imposter? If anything, are we really going to ignore Albedo's double in Dragonspine?" Much of the crowd is confused, but you visibly see Amber, Eula, and Albedo stare at you in mixed shock.
"The raiden shogun is practically an imitation of the real god as well! Aren't our situations kind of the same? Archons, Inazuma had twin rulers yet no one seemed to realize that!" Ei grips onto her sword, taking a step back in quiet horror, "If anything, my case sounds a little unfair!"
"What about Kaeya! He's not even from Mondstadt! He's from- actually let's not get into that." The cavalry captain flinches. Jean, who opted to watch quietly, steps forward to narrow her eyes at you.
"What in archons name are you saying? This does not plead your case of impersonating-"
"I'm trying to convince you that I'm not even from here! I've never heard of a divine creator and all that matters to me in this world is the lore and the characters! Archons, all the months I've spent studying the lore just to get killed by something I missed-"
At this point, you don't really know what you're saying. It was beginning to be a ramble about your lore knowledge and the people around you stared in mixed confusion and shock.
"All of your archons are broke. Xiao eating snow and Ganyu eating glaze lilies are really concerning. Diluc's the darknight hero and he still keeps Kaeya's ugly vase in his manor! And um- Ningguang tried to sell her vision once and Keqing has Rex Lapis plushies in her bedroom! And erm Shenhe is Chongyun's auntie? Guoba was the stove god and Xiangling found him! And there's also- I- and- ah-"
"You," Zhongli points his spear at you, a vortex vanquisher which you've grinded all your primogems for. His voice is calm and cautious, almost hesitant. "Spouting such obscure information-"
"That.. vortex vanquisher," You start, "It took me months of saving to earn it. I finally equipped you with it last month. I thought it would suit your aesthetic as Zhongli."
Last month. You had finally earned Zhongli's weapon, quickly equipping him and falling asleep only to wake up in the world of genshin.
Last month. The day their divine god disappeared, leaving the vessels to feel empty. When talks of an imposter surfaced, they were quick to assume that perhaps your existence had angered their god. If they deal with you swiftly, the creator would grace them with their presence once again, right?
Could you really blame them for their desperation? The thought of being abandoned by their god is an inborn fear for the people of Teyvat. So many imposters were given unquestionable worship in the past, only for them to misuse it.
Zhongli remembers the day an imposter made him slaughter his fellow gods in the archon war. Ei was pitted against her friends for an imposter. And Mondstadt was ruled under the tyranny of one during Decarabian's era. The ley lines of Teyvat consumed sin and it manifests itself through imposters.
Now, Zhongli's grip on his polearm weakens as he stares at you. His hands tremble and jaw relaxes. Suddenly making eye contact, the geo archon notices the faint glimmer of stars in your eyes.
The stars of Teyvat will always have a place for you.
"Y-your grace?"
ā
Kaeya: So... You really kept that ugly vase in the manor?
Diluc: Hmp
ā š¤ ā
Zhongli: Xiao, how many times did I tell you to stop your habit of eating snow?
Xiao: ...
ā š¤ ā
*Venti having an existential crisis because of his appearance*
You: I'm uh, sorry, didn't really mean that. Kind of.
back again with one more thing, Imagine if the dorm leads and crowley found out MC was a demon royalty (without being an actual demon must i mention) who also is the owner and can control the 7 rulers of hell. the amount of power they have.
Dorm Leader Meeting
Crowley: We will be doing a project about our family lineage
MC: Iāll have to summon my dad lol
everyone: š¤Øš¤Ø
*mc some how summons diavolos goofy ass)
Diavolo: MY DAUGHTER HOW IVE MISSED YOU PRINCESS
Diavolo: Oh hello everyone, I am Diavolo future King of Devildom and Ruler over all Demons
everyone: š°šµāš«
Leona: YOUR A PRICNESS?!?
Riddle: Not only that BUT A PRINCESS OVER DEMONS, ARENT YOU HUMAN?!?
MC: lol adopted, and guess i forgot to mention it because i liked being treated normally.
Diavolo not realizing that suprise and further boating about mc: She also can control and has pacts with the 7 deadly sins/ 7 rulers of hell. Lucifer, Mammon, Leviathan, Satan, Asmodeusu, Beelzebub, Belphegor
everyone: ?!?!?!
*crowley shaking in his boots because he over stressed the Demon Lords daughter and made her live in a broken house*
Lillia hiding on the ceiling thinking sheās the perfect wife for malleus
Riddle: what the actual, you donāt act like royalty?!? (trauma kicks in) IM SO SORRY MY PRINCESS
Leona: I though you didnāt have any magic?!?! wtf demon princess (lowkey mad because he became friends and became attracted with a royal)
Azul: Oh wow, whatās it like, Arenāt you powerless though?? (even more insecure for showing himself vulnerable to royalty but at the same time prideful for pulling a princess)
Kalim: IDMG OMG OMG THATS SO COOL A DEMON ORICNESS WOW WE WHOULD HAVE A OARTY (not a thought between those eyes)
Vil: you seem far from royalty but I guess, We have really got to work on your mannerism (letās be honest, we might hate to admit it but heād hang around you more after learning this and if yāall were togather heād probably make sure you kept your appearance up )
(rude)
Idia: I canāt believe iāve been wasting the time of a heir to the throne, canāt believe they had to hang out with a yucky introvert like me (as if this mf isnāt the heir to a rich ass buisness, literally is malfunctioning at the thought of a princess loving him)
(mc getting war flashbacks of a certain anime serpent)
Malleus: wow, that is amazing, If we ask to get married surely they canāt say no to the Princess of Hell (not a thought behind those eyes pt 2)
I also believe (might be biased) Diavolo would take a liking to Malleus because yk.. horns
basically iād imagine thatās how it goes down - šŗ srry for the rant
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they say the worst betrayals never come out of your enemies, but your loved ones. if only zhongli knew how true that was.ļæ¼
in which zhongli doesnāt give away his gnosis so the tsaritsa devises a new plan with you at the center
cw: archon quest spoilers, zhongli x gn fatui harbinger!reader, established relationship, betrayal, major character death, manipulative!reader, angst no comfort, descriptive violence
He knew he should never trust a harbinger, thatās what everyone told him when you first entered his life. But you were so full of life and ideas, matching his thirst for knowledge and need for long talks on philosophy, with a hefty enough wallet to afford another one of isexpensive whims.
Zhongli knew what it was he was falling for, he was no fool. He was sure that if you truly had a deeper, hidden side that you would show the cracks in due time.
But when he did see behind your perfect appearance, he saw a broken person with desires and raw emotions. He saw the pain in your eyes as you told him you didnāt want to continue working for evil, but you had no other choice. He cried for you, just as you cried for him. He loves you, and you loved him, no matter what other people may say.
And you understood him. You understood his personality, the hidden motives behind every action, and even when he did some of the most questionable acts, you knew that it was for the better of Liyue.
You were flawed, just like any other human being, but oh, were you perfect in Zhongliās eyes.
He knew you were meant to be together as your lips fell against one anotherās, perfectly synchronized like you knew what Zhongli was going to do and matched him perfectly. He knew you were meant to be together as you both went walking around the plains during a full moon, singing to glaze lilies and having to fight back against the whopperflowers that came.
He knew you were meant to be together when on your first anniversary, you smiled at him as you handed him a gift wrapped in ribbon, that smile that only seemed to have him in your eyes forever.
And ever.
And.
Ever.
āā¦why?ā
He knew he shouldāve never trusted a harbinger, heeding to the warnings of the people around him saying that you were a spider trying to get him caught in your web. He shouldāve known the hidden truth behind the crocodile tears that escaped your eyes and the venom that poured out of your lips every time you spoke another beautiful lie.
āIām sorry Morax.ā
Why didnāt you sound sorry?
Why were you smiling so sinisterly that Zhongli couldnāt recognize who you were and why you had taken on the appearance of his kind lover?
āI tried to encourage you to give away your gnosis, I really did! Oh, but you were just too stubborn and forced me to take it myself.ā
He still wanted to believe this was all a sick joke, even as your hand went through his chest and tore out his gnosis from within. But no matter how much he tried to wake up from this nightmare, he could never escape the condescending grin on your face.
You mustāve been planning this for a long time to know a way to forcibly pull out his gnosis without his permission.
He wondered if you could feel the way his heart sank from where your hand was.
āWe couldāve been something, ya know? Too bad luck just wasnāt on our side, right honey?ā
You took your hand out of his chest, holding the small chess piece in your fingers, the light orange jewel in the middle was dyed red with his blood. Zhongli fell forward into your arms as he could no longer support his own body from the gaping hole inside of his chest that caused him severe blood loss. He grabbed onto your shirt tightly, bunching up the cloth in his hands as so many yet so little words tried to escape his mouth.
āā¦how much of it was real?ā
Oh, he hated how warm the arm you had around him that prevented him from falling over was. He wanted to believe you still loved him, that this was all just you being blackmailed into doing another mission by your crazed ruler.
āMy dearest Morax.ā
My.
You said my.
Zhongliās eyes lit up with hope as he craned his head to gaze at you. You cradled his chin in your hand just as you always did, and smiled kindly at him.
āNone of it.ā
That smile was anything but kind.
āEvery archon except the Tsaritsa could die for all I care, as long as itās in her interest nothing matters. Whatever made you think I could love you beyond the act I put up to get you to trust me? Youāre a filthy, conceited and no good God that is undeserving of the dirt at the bottom of my shoe.ā
Every word you spat out in hatred sounded so lovely, velvety as it resounded in his chest. Or at least what was left of it.
āā¦why?ā
He wouldāve preferred it if you just killed him before he fell deeply in love with you.
Zhongli felt his eyes brim with tears. He wanted to laugh at how foolish he was for ever believing your lies that you coated in sweet deception and false adoration.
āMorax. You are the strongest archon, with full devotion for your people who love you equally as much. But the higher up one is, the harder they fall.ā
Your eyes narrowed coldly, in the same way you gazed at your enemies. Frankly, the only reason why you bothered to give him his desired answers was because of all the time you spent together.
āThatās why we decided that if the losses would be too great if we fought, why not just betray you? Ah, but you donāt hold anyone close to you, so we had to create someone.ā
You watched as he writhed in your hold, trembling as he cried into your embrace and despite the circumstances he couldnāt help but still find the comfort he felt before today.
āPlease Morax.ā
A hand laid on the back of his head as you hugged him, feeling how he gradually lost the energy to continue fighting.
āJust die quietly.ā
Your fingers combed through his hair and he couldnāt see the expression you were making, but he didnāt desire to. For once, he just wanted to pretend to himself and imagine that you were crying over him.
āIf I wasnāt an archon, would you have loved me?ā
āPerhaps. I hope Celestia will find a place for you there, and you wonāt despise me too much.ā
He laughed sorrowfully.
āI could never hate you.ā
And now here you stood, holding your fallen lover in your arms, with his gnosis in your hand. His blood dripped from his body to the floor beneath you, and all you were left to remember him was the emptiness in your heart where he once filled.
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A/N: inspired by @kageyujiās ātheir friend accidentally confesses for themā haikyuu post!! mwah go read it and leave him some rbās and kisses <33 āŖ(Ā“Īµļ½ )
NAVIGATION
#ALBEDO (KLEE)
listen. klee is convinced the two of you are made for each other!! she saw you two talking and went, ah yes, a couple!! (ą¹>ā”<ą¹)
in her mind, the two of you looked just like any of the other couples she has seen around mondstadt!! youāre probably married, right? waitā¦she wasnāt invited to you wedding! how dare mr albedo do that!! >:o
imagine her surprise when albedo told her that, no klee, y/n and i are just friends. where did you get this idea from? - so youāre not married? and i didnāt get not invited to the wedding? - no???
after her ādiscoveryā, albedoās afternoons with klee consisted of, āmr. albedo, did you ask y/n yet??ā, āwell i think y/n likes you because you like them too!!ā and ācan we go visit y/n?? please??ā
heās truly struggling keeping up with her questions about you, especially because she just doesnāt get tired of it?? heāll tell her that youāre just friends and sheāll be like, no, youāre not and thatās it! checkmate mr smarty pants (ą¹ļ½„Ģā”ļ½„Ģą¹)
luckily for him, klee never actually mentioned him or how she thinks you two should be together to you??? well, she didnātā¦
ā¦until she did (*ā°āæā°*)
klee asked you to have lunch with her and albedo, and you obviously agreed because who could say no to that?!
you and klee are on your way to pick up albedo from dragonspine, chatting and having a great time when she suddenly hits you with the, y/n, you have to go out with mr albedo. ok? he never listens when i tell him to ask you! itās so annoying!!
safe to say, you were stunned. klee, what are you talking about?? albedo and i-
he likes you! and you like him, i know it! so be together! >:( kleeās getting all pouty and stomps her little feetļæ¼ because ugh!! just date already!! itās so obvious, so please!!
you tried to brush her off and were ready to just pretend nothing happened, to never speak a word about this to albedoā¦klee on the other hand, didnāt ļ¼ļ¼¾Ļļ¼¾ļ¼
you reached his camp, and even before albedo was able to greet you two, klee excitedly told him, mr. albedo, i did it for you!! i told y/n about it and theyāre gonna say yes, so just ask them now, ok? (ą¹ā¹Ļā¹ą¹ )
seems like now both you and albedo had to faceļæ¼ your feelings āŖ( Ā“ā½ļ½) klee walking up to jean like hehe yes i did that thank you
he passed by you on his way to the cathedral and now his mindās running, both from the adrenaline pumping through his veins as well as from seeing you-
oh and i went to good hunter with them and fischl yesterday! it was so good and pretty! the food was good and y/n was pretty, i mean- and also! did you know that y/n also knows how to fix my wounds? they helped me last time, when you were out and-
heās just rambling and rambling and rambling and barbara just listens to him gushing about you with a smile, well, did you ask them out if you like them so much?
and he just freezes (*Ā“ć¼ļ½*)-
he regains his composure a bit and immediately is like, oh no! i could never!! me and my bad luck would bother them so much and i donāt want them to possibly get hurt, and what if they donāt even like me like that and it could ruin our friendship and make us awkward and-
barbara feels so bad for him?? she knows itās not her place to do anything but she doesnāt want him to think like that, especially when she knows that you might, possibly, perhaps also like him :((
so she takes it upon herself and writes a little anonymous note to you!! she mentions that a certain member of a certain one man adventure team might be fond of you, and that you definitely should ask him out!! (^Š·^)
unfortunately, barbara isnāt that good at hiding things? which results in her avoiding you like the plague because she doesnāt trust herself to not expose that she was the one.. ā(ļ¾Šļ¾)
but at the same time she always tries to subtly ask bennett if anythingā¦specialā¦happenedā¦if there was somethingā¦happeningā¦and poor benny is clueless and is always just like? no? i donāt think so? ( ć»āć»)
barbara is frustrated!! she fears you mightāve never actually received the letter? what if you lost it before you could read it?? what if she accidentally put it in someone elseās pocket?? dear barabtos, what ifā¦what if you donāt even like bennett back?! what then?! oh dear archons-
her train of thought is interrupted by the door swinging open, a beet red bennett stumbling in, goofy smile on his face..
thereās rarely anything xingqiu enjoys as much as tormenting chongyun - lovingly, of course! butā¦
ā¦if thereās one thing he absolutely hates, itās the way chongyun torments himself by not confessing to you,,,heck, he doesnāt even have to confess!! merely talking to you would be a reasonable step to take!! ( ̄^ ̄)
xingqiu tried everything. from being very gentle and understanding to giving chongyun rather aggressive love and support- and nothing works!!
xingqiuās is at the end of his rope while chongyun is the same lovestruck fool he always was šš
xingqiu doesnāt want to confess for him or anything, because thatās a little too far, even for him! ( ̄^ ̄)
(also, heās sure chongyunās first instinct would be to say that heās lying and that itās not true. so, maybe he would, but it would probably backfire.)
soooā¦since he canāt be the one to tell you about chongyunās crush, who could?ā¦well, how about chongyun himself š
xingqiu knows that his plan might be a little mean, but heās truly just looking out for chongyun!! especially because heās about 97% sure you like him back-
because you see, xingqiuās plan was to have you āaccidentallyā overhear chongyun talking about his feelings for you!!
is it a little mean? yeah, but itās all in good faith! xingqiu just really, really wants to help chongyun out - and if it means making him a little mad in the process, so be it
they met up to have dinner together, and xingqiu invited you too, unbeknownst to chongyun - and unbeknownst to you, he invited you a little later
that way, he has enough time to ease into the subject and have chongyun ramble about you by the time you arrived!!
say, chongyun, howās your little crush on y/n going? - w-what? well, itās going fine. i mean, i havenāt told them yet and iām not even really thinking about telling them because that would be crazy right? y/n surely doesnāt like me back and-
tldr; so while chongyun might got a little mad at first, at the end of the day, xingqiu was the one who got you two together! ha, checkmate! (*Ā“ź³`*)
#DILUC (JEAN)
jean absolutely did not mean to say anything. she wouldāve taken the knowledge of dilucās infatuation with you to the grave if she had to. especially because not even diluc knew that jean knew!! itās a mess- (*Ā“Šļ½*)
the second she accidentally let it slip, she froze and just stared at diluc for a secondā¦who seemed just as shocked as her ( ć»āć»)
um, i-ā¦did not mean to say that. iām sorry, please forget about it. itās absolutely none of my business, i never wouldāve said anything, i-
sheās panicking while diluc is still frozen, his mind racing; how did she know? did he tell her at some point? did someone else tell her? did she figure it out on her own? if she figured it out on her own, dear archons, does that mean heās that obvious? but if thatās the case, other people wouldāve surely noticed as well, right? what if-
the ungodly shrieks both of them let out when you come into the tavern, greeting them- š
they both try so hard to pretend like nothing happened and jean tries her darnest to come up with an excuse to leave immediately, she canāt take this anymore ( “θļ½)ć
them: ( ć»xć») you: (*^Ļ^*) hey guys!!
jean really doesnāt mean to butt into dilucās business!! especially not his love life- (ļ¾āļ¾)
but sheās also someone who really likes to help peopleā¦and sheās seeing how much dilucās struggling with her own two eyesā¦
would it really be that bad if she were to just..help out a little..?
now, jean herself also has no idea what she would do in his situation, much less any idea what sheās supposed to do as a bystander!! so she figures that encouragement would be the way to go! (ą¹>ā”<ą¹)
so, the next time she meets diluc she tries to subtly bring you up, which seems to work well until she looks up at diluc and he stares back at her with the iciest glare sheās ever seen š-
i-ā¦i just meanā¦you know, i think it would benefit you if you told them? i think itās pretty obvious to anyone that you and y/n have some sort ofā¦special relationship? surely it would be best for you toā¦, jean trails off, seeing you slowly get up from the floor behind the counter where you had been helping diluc by sorting and refilling some ingredients ļæ¼Ź ļ¼āāæāļ¼Ź
very much awkward silence. it takes a solid 10 seconds for anyone to move, and once shock dies down, itās chaos from there :(ļ¼ļ¾ļ¾'Ļļ¾'):
right when jean found the words to say something, anything, to take back what she said and explain, diluc had a āah, screw itā moment and asked you to follow him outside for a second
the second you two went out the door, jean rushed to the back door of the tavern and hurried back to the knightās headquarters - thereās no way sheās gonna stay around after the utter embarrassment she felt ć½( ̄Г ̄;)ć=3=3=3
she and diluc silently agree to not talk about how you and him got together ( āļø'Ļ')āļø
#KAEYA (ROSARIA)
does rosaria care about kaeyaās little crush on you? absolutely not. the only reason she even knows about it is because kaeya let it slip after a few drinks at the tavern (°ā½Ā°)
what she does care about, though, is the fact that he just wonāt shut up about you. itās likeļæ¼ a broken faucet, he just keeps rambling on and on and on and on and on and-
she had to do something, okay? something to get him to shut up - so she took it upon herself to get you together (one way or another)! ĘŖ(Ėā£Ė)Ź
the thing is, though, that rosaria doesnātā¦care? not enough to come up with some elaborate plan or give kaeya a pep-talk, at least-
to be fair, she did try to get him to confess to you before - which kaeya just shrugged off and dismissed, telling her, ah, i wish i could
sheās quite literally about to just march up to you and let you know that kaeya likes you and that you should talk to him about it, for her sake if not for anything else (ćĖ-Ėć)
the thought has been swimming around her mind for a while, but she never really felt the need to go through with itā¦until kaeya refused to talk about anything else but your upcoming birthday, which at that point was still a whole 2 weeks away (*Ā“ć¼ļ½*)
surprise gift that, surprise dinner this - for days, all he talked about was putting together an amazing birthday surprise for you while all rosaria wants to do is sit in the tavern, drink and relaxā¦Ź ļ¼āāæāļ¼Ź
quite frankly, she had enough šš¤
so imagine your surprise when rosaria pulls you aside the second you enter the tavern, brows furrowed
listen, y/n, i need you to do something about that little thing you and kaeya have going on. itās so painfully obvious, and he wonāt ever shut up about you, so for the love of all archons, just get it together. both of you.
you just stood there like Ī£('ā ā āā)ā¦and then you locked eyes with kaeya, who was standing behind rosaria- (kaeya and you suddenly locking eye(s) like Ī£(āā ā āā))
rosaria follows your stare and turns to look at kaeya, shrugs and goes back into the tavern. her mission is done here! ĘŖ(Ėā£Ė)Ź
itās safe to say that both of you were a little flustered during the conversation you and kaeya had afterwards (ćĻć)
it didnāt take long for kaeya to turn all suave again, though! ε-(Ā“āļ½; )
kazuha regrets ever confessing his feelings for you to beidou about two times a day Ź ļ¼āāæāļ¼Ź
heāll forget to do something and sheāll be like, kazuha, how are you gonna get y/n to date you if you canāt even prepare the rice?!
sheās very direct and definitely wants him to confess to you - but, being the responsible captain she is, she also makes sure to remind him that a romantic relationship means change
heāll have to figure out if he wants you to come with them, or if heād like to stay with you - maybe nothing will change and youāll only see each other every few months? beidou is very supportive of him, though, and always encourages him to be brave and go for it
she just really wants to see him finally be happy darn it!! (ļ¼äŗŗļ¼;)
the crux had a little celebration the day before they were leaving liyue for a few months, and beidou made sure to tell kazuha to invite you!!
at least invite āem to the celebration! you donāt have to give āem your heart, but at least bid a proper farewell to āem. youāre gonna miss y/n either way, whether they know or not
when beidou told him that kazuha kinda just went hm. (ć-ā-)
because sheās right!! but the way she said it also made him want to confess really badly,,,
so youāre invited to the little celebration held on the crux!! how fun!! well, it is quite fun, but it would probably be a little more fun if kazuha didnāt look so gloomy the whole time? Ī£(-į· _-į·ą¹)
heās just brooding the whole time, which is so unlike him?? youāre not sure whatās wrong, so you decide to ask beidou about itā¦sheās had a few drinks, so you had to ask her a few times until she got it Ź ļ¼āāæāļ¼Ź
ahhh, that idiotā¦you know what, y/n? iām a great captain. amazing even! so iām gonna do whatās best for one of my own. listen well, yeah? that poet has the hots for ya. for a while now. wonāt stop worryinā about it. ās probably why heās borodinā, heās worried youāll be gone by the time we come back.
while youāre standing there, processing what she just told you, she turns around and beckons kazuha over. she pats his shoulder and gestures towards you, i told āem about it. you can get mad at me tonight, but make sure to thank me tomorrow
beidou used to poke fun at the little poems kazuha would come up with when he was still crushing on you, and now sheās poking fun at him for the poems he writes down as your boyfriend. theyāll never change āļø('Ļ')āļø
#THOMA (YOIMIYA/AYAKA)
thoma struck pure gold in terms of finding the absolute best friends he could ever ask for!! yoimiya is the passion and confidence he needs and ayaka stays rational and talks him out of anything stupid (*Ā“Ļļ½*)
now, yoimiya has been telling him to confess for months. years. eons. ever since she caught wind of his little infatuation with you, she told him to go for it, thoma!! what could possibly go wrong?
ā¦which was met with ayaka telling him to calm down and go about it slowly, thoma. spending more time with them and getting closer gradually is better than just springing it on them out of nowhere like that
itās safe to say heās struggling a little trying to decide what to do |( ̄3 ̄)|
even though yoimiya and ayaka couldnāt exactly agree on the way thoma should go about asking you to be his, they did however agree that this couldnāt go on any longer - poor thoma is all up in his head because of you!! (Ā“ļ¼Šļ¼`)
so, they decide to help out! thomaās birthday was coming up anyways, and whatās a better gift than to finally be able to confess his love to the person heās been pining after for so long? (ą¹ļ½„Ģā”ļ½„Ģą¹)
they had a perfect plan - the two of you would be sent out on your own, you believing youāre the ādistractionā that has to buy some time and while youāre walking around (with coincidentally placed flower petals and pretty lights everywhere), yoimiya is going to set off the prettiest fireworks!!
itās going to be the perfect moment for both of you to come clean about your feelings and arrive to the birthday party as couple!! (ą¹>ā”<ą¹)
yoimiya is burning with excitement and works on the fireworks with a completely new found fervour while ayaka is organising the surprise party~
theyāre both just so excited to see thoma be happy with you :(( <3
and when the day finally comes, it all seemingly goes according to plan - youāre out with thoma ādistractingā him and buying time for the people still decorating the kamisato residence, then the fireworks go off - it all went smoothly!! ayaka and yoimiya are both excitedly waiting for you two to walk in (tdĻdt)
and you do walk in!! youāre both smiling, thoma very obviously excited, and yoimiya canāt help but blurt out, FINALLY! FINALLY YOU ASKED Y/N OUT!!
ā¦never had anyone see the smile on thomaās face warp into utter confusion so quickly š
w-what? i didnāt- what? - youā¦you didnāt? butā¦the plan? the light? the flowers? the ādistractionā? the fireworks???
seems like they both planned everything to a t, except for letting thoma know what heās supposed to do (Ā“ļ¼Ļļ¼`)
in the heat of all the confusion (and embarassment, honestly) you excuse yourself and thoma and drag him outside - and the next time you enter the room, the smile on thomaās face wonāt be dropping so quickly āŖ( Ā“ā½ļ½)~
#ZHONGLI (HU TAO)
not once did zhongli even so much as mention you around hu tao, and still, she somehow figured out that heās particularly fond of you?? and zhongli hates it!! _:(Ā“ą½`ć ā ):
sheāll randomly be like, oh! hey y/n!! just to watch zhongli turn around, ready to greet you with a tiny smile on his face, only to be met with no oneā¦( ̄  ̄) his smile drops so fast </3
hu taoās thriving and zhongliās losing his mind!!
she also always brings you up, no matter what theyāre talking about! heāll mention going to lunch and hu taoās like, ah yes, lunch, try eating it with y/n, though! i think itāll taste better!
the amount of times she almost said something in front of you is way too high to count!! and coincidentally, itās the same amount of times zhongli almost suffered a heart attack (ļ¾Ļļ¾)ā¦
you see, zhongli actually does plan to confess to you - on his own terms, though. he absolutely does not want to rush anything or ruin whatever platonic bond you built over time
heļæ¼ wants to be sure that you also harbour romantic feelings for him!! so, he decides to wait; decides to be patient and let you relationship grow naturally until it feels right
ā¦hu tao doesnāt think that his approach is very fun, to be honest. actually, she thinks itās ridiculously boring!! why would he wait that long? and whatās that about letting your relationship grow naturally??? pffff- not on her watch!
straight up telling you about it wouldnāt be much fun, so hu tao decided to organise a cute little date, invite you in zhongliās name via a little note, tell zhongli that you invited him for dinner and then sheāll just see what happens!!
and to even her own surpriseā¦it worked quite well? zhongli was a little suspicious when she told him you invited him to dinner, but nonetheless, he took the chance - because what if it was actually you, and he didnāt show up? the idea of even accidentally standing you up makes his heart hurt (“dŠļ½„)ć
the two of you are having a great time and at one point zhongli kind of just decides that this right now is the perfect moment - youāre both smiling from ear to ear, listening to each otherās stories and basking the presence of one another
y/n, pardon me if this is not the right time, but, what would you say if i took the liberty of asking you out on a date? a real, formal date. romantically, of course.
hu tao was listening the whole time and sheās both flabbergasted and impressed?? she didnāt expect it to actually work!! 10/10 for herself, 10/10 for you and 7.5/10 for zhongli because the way he asked you out was way too formal for hu tao Ļ(ļ½āĀ“)Ļ
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