I Dont Know Anymore

F: Funny

B: Bisexual

Gryffindor Stereotype: 

Actual Gryffindor:

Hufflepuff Stereotype:

Actual Hufflepuff:

Ravenclaw Stereotype:

Actual Ravenclaw:

Slytherin Stereotype:

Actual Slytherin;

Someone on reddit asked about it. And it turns out there’s a logical-ish reason:

all of the other players pair off with their man to prevent anyone else entering into the fight … so it’s a form of self policing. 

[…] The players basically want to prevent 2 on 1, etc. fights and by finding a “hugging” partner so there’s no ganging up on one guy, even on accident. They do it because it’s fair. And it’s kind of cute sometimes.

based on this post

Draco: …

Aries: The stars say the McRib will soon be back. The McRib wants revenge.

Taurus: All Tauruses are about 20% better at punching through brick walls than the other signs.

Gemini: Your collection of novelty stamped pennies is almost complete. The door to the Other Side will open as soon as you visit sea world in san diego.

Cancer: Laugh with the universe as you find your enemies impales on a wrought iron fence.

Leo: For safety reasons, all Leo’s will be required to announce their arrival in new rooms with a bugle. Bugles will be provided and can be located in the nearest ditch.

Virgo: Relax your shoulders. More.

Libra: Carpet armor is only effective against foot based attacks. You made a good choice, libra.

Scorpio: The stars say happiness will find you and hit you with a wrench until you tell them where the safe house is.

Ophiuchus: There are obstacles in your future. Literal hurdles. Hope you practiced your high jump.

Sagittarius: I could not receive todays fortune because the stars were making fart noises with their mouth and giggling.

Capricorn: A predator of sentient echoes lurks in the streets. Shut your ears.

Aquarius: Given other choices, your first car could have been an engine of war.

when he sees something strange, sometimes sirius involuntarily makes that little *boof* sound dogs make when they don’t know if they should fully bark

Sirius: mate…the fuck?

James: *stops chewing for a second.* oh please, we all saw you bury that chicken bone from dinner the other day.

Sirius:…point taken…

Sirius:…wait…*eyes narrow. Growls* you saw?

Remus: *sigh* Sirius no one’s going to steal your bone…

• They prefer to sleep against solid objects. James can’t sleep if the mattress is too soft and it’s not unusual to find him napping on the floor or propped up against the wall.

• everyone assumes Peter is the lookout during pranks, but Deer have an amazing ability to sense even the slightest danger. James was incredibly on Order missions.

• mature bucks assert their dominance by trying to intimidate others with constant eye contact. This has caused a lot of stare downs between James and Sirius, which usually results in the two of them wrestling each other because they are both too stubborn to back down.

He stares down others also. Peter always gives in right away. James never dares to stare Remus down.

BONUS:

Before mating, Does often play “hard to get” and make the bucks chase after them before allowing the bucks to “catch” them…

Remus: *turns away from the chalk-board to face his students, having completed the first DADA lesson of the year* 

Remus: I have a special lesson planned, and trust me, you’ll want to be prepared. Class dismissed. 

*the students buzz with excitement as they get up and begin to exit*  

James: *nudges Sirius* Hey, Snivellus has potions next, we’ve gotta hurry. 

Sirius: *unresponsive as his eyes drift to the front of the class* 

James: *snaps his fingers in front of Sirius’ face* Pads… Pads! 

Sirius: *absently* What? 

James: What the hell are you staring at–? *follows Sirius’ line of sight* 

James: Oh deer. *grin slowly spreads across his face*… Someone’s hot for the new teacher.