mar como el mar

sorry for the mixed signals I don’t know what I want or what I’m doing mostly

you know I never put it together that he built his platform on draining the swamp and then like went and made a swamp and now refuses to drain it

6. Spread conspiracy theories that the Democrats have deliberately sabotaged the pool and arrest whoever pulls out the floating paint chunks as vandals.

it is impossible to watch a movie. every night i think i want to watch a movie. no movie gets watched. because it's not possible

and yet they keep making movies with the hopes that one day humanity will discover a way to watch them. it's so inspiring

I think that’s for people who have an extremely short attention spam due to social media. My friend admitted she sees so many short videos like TikTok and insta that she can’t watch movies anymore 🤦‍♀️

crazy how there are only 2 hours of doing things every day before you keel over and die. if this werent normal id be worried

the bus is never going to come because im a bad person

let's all go out and buy pink refreshing citrusy fruity sexually arousing drinks

sorry im not giving into the cutting out sweet treats propaganda. life is hard enough

[very clearly indulging the urge] im fighting the urge

you literally have to unironically listen to some shit like party rock anthem so you don’t kill yourself