Did She Really Just Say That?

being in your 20s is just going to the store

its also about feeling very sad. at the store

can no longer listen to criticisms of how dumb people are in horror movies because it’s been half a year of a pandemic and we still can’t convince people to do something as basic as putting a piece of cloth over their face.

my personal curse is the knowledge that I function best with rigid structure and strict routine but am almost totally incapable of independently establishing or maintaining that structure and routine

Don’t forget this special feature: at the same time hating when people tell you what to do

don’t feel guilty for not being able to handle everything, for needing a break. you need to look after yourself, too. self care is not selfish.

my emergency survival kit is just gonna be a dog. maybe a bandaid.

Has anyone else been in the strangest, most indecipherable headspace of their life lately

Every day my joints are shocked and disgusted that I would use them for their intended purpose.

this is how bernie can still win