Reformed Clown

this is like in doctor who when they've previously recorded something to respond to a conversation happening in the present

t4t (tumblr user for tumblr user)

they pick me up for our date wearing a Goncharov t-shirt. they take me back to their room and I notice a Down With Cis Bus pin on their wall. they hold me close and murmur "my you, hashtag myyou". none of these are hypotheticals they are true facts about my real life lover who i met offline

The existence of a safeword also implies the existence of a dangerword that you can use to instantly turn any sexual event into a combat encounter

#it exists and it's 'feel how cold my hands are'

but ykw at least i'm not on mount everest. at least i'm not paying tens of thousands of dollars to slowly suffocate in a 300-person line at the gates of hell. never in my life will i have to be steered in a hypoxic stupor through the maze of poop and corpses atop mount everest. on this earth a lot of horrible things can happen to you without your permission but there are a few that you have to opt into. you can just say no thanks! and be guaranteed never to have to be on mount everest. much to be grateful for actually

still not on mount everest this morning 😌 alhamdulillah

when pjackk died i busted my head