Fantasy > Reality

you wouldn’t download a #rooster teeth.

apparently, I joined this tumblr place at 04/24/2011 11:46:01 PM.

In my next life I will be reborn as #oh my god.

My cat, #nighty night, is petitioning for a name change with the local government.

Yeah, that person you just called fucker in Sears? He runs a famous tumblr blog…. dont uou feel stupid

Sears is dead

What?

Where the fuck was I then

Soulmates are not your ~other half~, that’s just nonsense. You are a whole person already, not half a person. A soulmate isn’t even inherently romantic. A soulmate is just the other sock in a matched set. You’re still a whole, complete sock on your own, you are perfectly functional paired with any other sock, it’s just that it’s even better when you match. A soulmate is literally just the person who makes your soul go “!!! Same hat!!!” and wave excitedly.

i love this

this is literally the only interpretation of “soulmate” that I can tolerate or accept 

I think the fact that two men on Queer Eye have started dating women who were already in their lives should clue men into the fact that there could be women in their lives that care for them deeply and even romantically, and would date them, if they knew that dating wouldn’t include being their fucking mother and teaching them the basics of taking care of themselves as a grown ass adult.

For a second I thought you meant two of the main guys and I got immensely confused

Mark Hamill goodnaturedly patting Chadwick Boseman on the shoulder to celebrate his success is one of the most blessed images I’ve ever seen.

This is the Money Chadwick. Reblog In 47 minutes to get 48 million dollars.

find a frog. befriend him. let him see your vulnerable side. trust him

What is your credit card number

you’re someone’s dream person

I’m glad the west ran out of cat memes, so now we have to import them from Russia and Japan

earlier today i was nonverbal for a bit but no one was around except the cats, so i signed at molly that she’s a good cat and she. immediately started purring. this cat knows too much. i live in fear that someday s

the cat killed op

#false she merely sat down on the keyboard and hit the post button prematurely