Fuller than your Average

Why does "sloshing, wobbling gut" have such sexual undertones to it?

If I'm not a bit off balance from the weight of my packed gut swaying back and forth, did you even stuff me?

I've been doing a bit of drinking and embibing today since it's the weekend, which lead me to open my asks if anyone is interested 👀

Should I try bloating with beer? I just realized I've never tried and I think being dumb and also full and round would do a lot to fix me 🐮

Free use but it's just me being forced to waddle round your house, having to eat whatever you want, whenever you want, while you do whatever you want with me, until I'm too full and horny to keep up, making me collapse onto the ground, my massive, over-stretched gut protruding out, a monument of what you've done to me send post.