There's roughly twenty-two of them

im saying this as a lesbian who has comfort male characters we need to eradicate the idea that every single lesbian looooves fictional men or has a fictional man they would let hit or whatever it feels very gross and rapey but you ppl r trying to disguise it on a more unserious level like well no many dykes just want all men fictional or real dead and that’s beautiful so everyone Fuck Off

i love clicking on somebody’s ao3 profile and seeing the most nonsensical collection of fandoms. like yess let's live a thousand lifetimes

they should invent putting on sunscreen that doesn't feel like putting on sunscreen

Horrible job everyone

Born to be hurt/comfort, forced to be hurt/no comfort

Reblog if reading a character having a breakdown makes you wish you had the time to have a breakdown instead of Always Work

fucked up some bird tried to steal your car like that

He’s not stealing, he’s robin

"Whimsy" is truly a wretched term. What maketh thee so carefree?

thy mother

Art thou for fucking real

Touches you with my posting tendril

prisiliečia prie tavęs su mano įrašų skelbimo ūseliu

Touches you with my lithuanian tendril

eating rice, there's definitely an upper limit to how much you can eat, but thinking about it in abstract? when filling a plate? it's hard to conceive of it. that's what makes it so dangerous

fanfiction is lowkey cloth mother

y'know i don't really love how people use "butch" interchangeably with "handy"

*north american approaching lesbian couple* so which one of you is useful and which one of you is the woman

[COMPLETELY LOVESICK VOICE] she is so strange. And off-putting

#let’s evolve with mama

starting the countdown until gaylors start saying that Adam Sandler officiating Taylor's wedding (sorry if this is how you found out) is actually proof that it's a sham because it's a reference to I Now Pronounce You Chuck and Larry (2007), in which Sandler and Kevin James play heterosexual men who enter a mutually beneficial fake gay marriage, a dynamic that Taylor is inverting as a queer woman pretending to be straight while cleverly flagging the obvious farce to those with the eyes to see

this is worst than finding out from a castiel meme