There's roughly twenty-two of them

if you're having trouble sleeping the best you can do is put a bright object close to your face and look at it for at least 30 minutes. if that doesn't work you can close your eyes but make sure to think really hard about a bunch of bullshit

they used to make smackable technology. you used to be able to hit your tv when it didn't work good.

It just shifted to spanking your puppy’s ass, to make them take that thick knot. Like the good little play thing they are.

i don't really think it's like that at all

dude have you watched arcade. it's based on a game called leading legends but it's actually good as fuck. even parents watch it.

rb to bonk prev with an empty paper towel roll

tubi is an incredible streaming platform you'll go on there and they have like, classic who, and blue velvet, and a fuck ton of silent films, and columbo, and the donnie darko directors cut. And then they also have ants on a plane. Folks they have the hit movie ants on a plane

women on women action 😍😍😍 (←they are trying to kill each other)

Ugh, it was in mine. It's off now.

AI is a freacking plague, I share this for any windows user.

Dead wife but it's a flashback to an amazing sandwich you had 3 years ago

sci fi is when it's called a "mission" and fantasy is when it's called a "quest"

Alright your Discord avatar and tumblr avatar are locked in a closet for 7 minutes ala 7 Minutes In Heaven. What happens

Whats the deal with the shambling corpse thats been following us for weeks

The apple they fed to snow white wasnt poision at all it was just a red delicious

feeling strong as hell and evil too