There's roughly twenty-two of them

i ❤ fact checking bold unsourced claims

what I've learned from having other people edit my work is that I have a sick addiction to commas

there have been four editing passes on my spider sex book, and each time they take away so many commas. no fresh commas are being added, this is just a continued culling. if you see a comma in the final book please understand that it survived so much

picking the torture option and the next day the first thing he does right off the bat is make me eat a really big live spider

i have tested positive for tzatziki

will you guys cancel me if i say that queer tragedy has a place in the creative arts and shouldn’t immediately be dismissed as bury your gays

happy decade to the horrible beast i have wrought

everyone on the block hates me because I have to take my pet loose sheet of aluminum siding on a walk every day at 3am