There's roughly twenty-two of them

Charlie Kirk is scheduled to speak at UVU. I have the opportunity to do the funniest thing of all time

IT WASN'T ME I PROMISE

Normally I side with the people making the desire path, but in this case the pavers were entirely correct.

Where's the road on the other side? Is that path where you go if you're going down the slope, and instead of walking to the side to take the stairs you just beeline for the bottom of the stairs?

Bike path.

i’m going to be really honest with you guys i think the tendency to read the absolute worst possible intentions into every action you don’t agree with is getting too automatic and it’s eating you from the inside out

you have a disgusting storytelling addiction

It’s true. It goes back a long way, too. It all started when…

little known fact about me i was actually isekai'd into this world from the video game world. i used to be a peggle orb

i hate it when people mistake "etymology" with "entomology." like, i know where they coming from but it still bugs me

"Aren't [white dragons] the most vengeful?" -Marisha Ray, accidentally predicting Gelidon's return to menace the party before they encountered her the first time

(popular leftist voice) these right wingers are so mad because they get no women. if you are a Good Person a woman will appear and suck your dick.

(popular leftist voice) these right wingers are all sooo poorrrr and stupid. They are stupid because they are poorrrr, racism would never exist in my suburban area

Popular leftist voice: these right wingers must have brain damage. They must be bigots because they are literally reta suffering from blsck mold, or brain damage.

I'm bald and cannot see the results but many of my mutuals write

when i was born they rushed all the nurses into the room. called the whole hospital. Here’s the baby that doesn’t cry they said

we love to applaud performative masculinity

I was a stoic

his wife has filled THEIR house with ANTIQUES. to AVOID DAMAGING HER VALUABLES i fuck him on the floor