There's roughly twenty-two of them

When youre a kid youre like wtf adults are making themselves sick with poisons and when youre an adult youre like i need more poisons ASAP

99% of fanfiction is absolute dogshit bathwater and that’s beautiful, I love that, I love that the barrier for entry is nonexistent, I love that anyone can do it, I love all the badly written porn, I love that it’s just creation for creation’s sake, I love it. Except when it’s something I’m into. When it’s something I’m into, then I’m gonna need everyone to step it up.

smash or pass a gentle summer rainstorm

smash to smithereens brother

I still have hot glue burns all over my mouth from trying to kiss my sock puppets (with tongue) while the glue was still wet. It's kind of like my own personal Joker Scars... guess this is my life now. The clown paint just never comes off. I feel more Bad Ass than ever before 😈

One massive, legitimate way to improve as a writer or artist or in any creative endeavor really, is to become absolutely obsessed with something and to allow yourself to be weird about it. Genuinely mean this btw.

its so fucked that people will be like "yeah i stopped smoking weed because it made me feel like everything was fine, which made me do less" like ok so your primary motivator was fear.

i stopped because it made me think i had mind control powers and i started seeing peoples tattoos as spiders crawling on them

You did have those powers and you lost them permanently because of your weaknesses

you got so mad that I shattered your worldview with my cock and didn't kill myself like you wanted even after stunting my growth you've resorted to forging screenshots to satisfy your fetish.

holy crap

i enjoy the miserable girl character.

I’m slowly beginning to accept the reality that 2007 was not last year but in fact almost four years ago

sometimes i feel ive got to

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run away

help I’m having ideas beyond my available free time