!!__ROTWATCHER__!!

(THE CURRENT ROTWATCHER'S PRONOUNS ARE IT/ITS)

GELI IS CONFIRMED NOT TO MAKE THE CURRENT ROTWATCHER FEEL WEIRD, AS THE CURRENT ROTWATCHER IS OBSERVED NOT TO STRICTLY ADHERE TO CRITERIA FOR QUALIFICATION AS A DUDE.

UNFORTUNATELY, THE CURRENT ROTWATCHER’S PROXY HAS BEEN OCCUPIED WITH IRL STUFF, THUS RENDERING THE CURRENT ROTWATCHER UNABLE TO BE ACTIVE. IT WOULD LIKE TO APOLOGISE FOR THIS INACTIVITY AND IT HEREBY PROMISES THAT THE ASKS IT HAS YET TO ANSWER, ITS READING OF HOMESTUCK, AND A FEW ISSUES OF ROTWATCHER REDNESDAY WILL ALL BE ACCOUNTED FOR IN TIME.

THE METEORITE: PRESUMED CORRU-BASED LIFEFORM OF ATYPICALLY LARGE SCALE, PRESENT WITHIN THE BRIGHT OCEAN. OBSERVED TO BE RELEASING A DULL-BASED SIGNAL FOR REASONS DEEMED INCONCLUSIVE BY THE CURRENT ROTWATCHER. IT RECOMMENDS TAKING EXTREME CAUTION WHILE INTERACTING WITH SUCH ENTITIES, AS THEIR MOTIVATIONS ARE NOT KNOWN AND MAY BE MALICIOUS. THAT SAID, THE CURRENT ROTWATCHER IS AN OKIDOIA APOLOGIST.

A NOTED FAVORITE OF THE CURRENT ROTWATCHER IS "HUMOROUS HUMORS" BY @narrativohazard-expunged. THIS MODIFICATION ADDS SEVERAL NEW POSSIBILITIES FOR MOVESETS UTILIZED BY ROGUELIKE-MINIGAME-BOUND LOCI.

IT IS OBSERVED THAT THERE HAVE BEEN AT LEAST 250 DISTINCT ITERATIONS OF THE CURRENT ROTWATCHER BEING LIKED. FURTHER LIKING IS ENCOURAGED.

THE CURRENT ROTWATCHER'S OWN SUSPECTED STATUS AS A LIGHTNINGFORM COMBINED WITH ITS PRESENTED INDEPENDENCE MAY SERVE TO NULLIFY THIS HYPOTHESIS. FURTHER SPECULATION IS PENDING.

RALSEI: CHARACTER PRESENT WITHIN APPLICATION-BASED DIGITAL NARRATIVE SEQUENCE TITLED "DELTARUNE". CAPRICEPHALIC FORM OBSERVED, ALONGSIDE DISPOSITION OF SELFLESSNESS TO ACTIVE DETRIMENT OF SELF. AGGRESSIVE ACTIONS WITHIN COMBAT SYSTEM ARE OBSERVED TO BE LIMITED IN OFFENSIVE ABILITY, WITH REGENERATION OF HIT POINTS A PRIORITY INSTEAD, THOUGH THIS IMBALANCE MAY BE OFFSET BY EQUIPPING THE "PUPPETSCARF".