Pure Gabble Snap

Reblog to do that to the person you reblogged it from <3

And when I say I lost my shit–and by all lost gods did I– I mean it.

unmute unmute unmute

for the love of EVERYTHING holy u GOTTA unmute

This was funny silent, but HILARIOUS with sound.

BINGUS NO

Et Tu, Bingus?

this man does the math and delivers your change

the plot chickens

why do 70,000 people have as bad of a sense of humor as me

Sometimes a family doesn’t have to include Alexander the Great; sometimes a family can be just three soldiers in an ominously shaped vat of sewage.

Addressing media fears that disturbing the tomb could trigger an implacable Pharaoh’s curse, Mr Waziri declared: “We’ve opened it and, thank God, the world has not fallen into darkness. “I was the first to put my whole head inside the sarcophagus… and here I stand before you … I am fine.” Exactly what someone who is definitely possessed by the sludge demon would say.