omg they’re so so pretty

Raise your hand if you have watched so much British television that is has actually changed your speech patterns.

I’ve not the slightest idea how you’ve come round to that idea.

Exactly. I haven’t the foggiest idea of how you’ve come to that conclusion.

What in the bloody hell are you blabbering on bout you twat?

Bollocks.

nudists don’t have pockets

thats a nice face you got but it’d look better if you were givin me head

actually i would feel more comfortable. it would make choosing fresher meat easier. thats a very good idea. 

when vegan ideas backfire completely

Fuckin A+

fuck dude, this is one of the best things I have seen in a long time. 

THIS DESERVES AN OSCAR

listen harry potter didn’t know what the fuck he was doing throughout the entire series and he still did all that shit so if he can do great things without really knowing what he’s doing so can u