Ladies Against Humanity

every morning of my life tbqh 

Happy Valentine’s Day, ladies! Let’s cause some fucking mayhem (and shop the shit out of some discount candy tomorrow).

Happy Valentine’s Day, everyone! 

If I never have to hear it again, it won’t be too goddamn soon.

glad y’all think the violent subjugation of women’s bodies is so lol-worthy

Is this an option in real life? Totes in for $100.

WILL SOMEONE PLEASE TELL THESE MOTHERFUCKERS IN CONGRESS THAT THEY HAVE BIGGER PROBLEMS TO FIX THIS WEEK THAN RESTRICTING WOMEN’S ACCESS TO LIFE-SAVING LATE TERM ABORTIONS, KTHXBYE

A lot of “anti-immigration” groups are working to repeal DACA right now -- and to the surprise of absolutely no one, these groups are ACTUALLY RUN BY WHITE SUPREMACISTS. Learn more at the site below, then get involved to save DACA, keep families together, and fight systemic racism in all its forms: https://www.plotagainstdaca.com/

We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all people are created equal.

Would like to print copies of this one to hand out in coffee shops and on Facebook comment threads

I hope they rot there very shortly after being roundly voted out of office.

Apparently, the geniuses in the House of Representatives are now banning women for wearing sleeveless shirts or dresses. Hey, what if you guys, say, I don’t know, took a break from policing women’s bodies for one goddamn second and did literally anything good for the country? Just an idea.

My #1 fantasy rn tbqh