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Y'know, a theme I've noticed in all these tv AI adverts is that they're targeting corporate white collar culture.
The jobs that are already marginally some of the easiest. Where most employees aren't even sure what they do. The culture that some people describe as just adult daycare.
Interesting.
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You think Cupcake Wars is a competition show where contestants bake cupcakes to be featured at an exclusive event and win 10 grand, but really, it's a slow filmography about how Florian was tortured into hating red velvet cakes.
Like, every single episode of the early seasons has someone make a god damn red velvet cupcake. Every single one, most not good. Florian said at some point beginning season 2 he's starting to get tired of red velvet.
And then after that onslaught of red velvet, season 2 episode 11 has the taste round be every single contestant makes a red velvet cupcake. Four god damn red velvet cupcakes at once. The look on this poor man's face. He was clearly not told this was gonna be the taste round and he is in utter despair.
I thought his hatred of red velvet was irrational as a kid but seeing it laid out in episodic order, I understand Florian. I get it. You have a right to claim you hate red velvet to the contestants.
You think Cupcake Wars is a competition show where contestants bake cupcakes to be featured at an exclusive event and win 10 grand, but really, it's a slow filmography about how Florian was tortured into hating red velvet cakes.
It's June 1st, meaning first off happy pride but secondly, exactly 1 month left until artfight.
Therefore, I shall share my hitlist for this year. It's a 🩷MONSTER GIRL🩷 hitlist, baby! Gimme all manner of creppy cute monster girlies. >:]
Happy Maid Day! Got energy to draw all my ttrpg lads for it.
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I had this dialogue from Baby Jack and had to draw it.
Why did my mom always complain about how hard cleaning the whisks were, I just blasted them shits with the hose and they were cleaned of gunk in like 3 seconds. That wasn't hard at all.
Do y'all think the pokemon designers were aware of what a Littlest Petshop was or did they have to confusedly google it after the reveal.
yeah i like to give my blessing to the most pathetic looking weak little knight at the tournament. she can’t even look me in the eye when i give her my flower and she stutters out that she’ll do her best or something of the like. i think its funny when she has to cry and beg my forgiveness and i get to say “such a shame, i suppose my hand in marriage will have to go to someone else…” and then i get to hear her whimper like a dog. ive done this like 6 times alrea-
did she just win.
I shall prepare a stew for the wedding! Extra salt!
wait wait wait stew goblin wait
get ready for the wedding
Proposal to have videogames be at 50% volume on boot-up instead of max volume. All in favor raise your hand ✋️
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So that Rodya exhibition outfit, eh?
I need to come to tumblr to complain because my partner is showing me an anime that's supposed to be set in NYC and this one. specific. train stop that they keep showing is pissing me the fuck off and I have a moral duty to explain why it's so wrong.
So here's the fuckass train stop:
Things wrong with the fuckass train stop
The C and the E train are on the same line, meaning they would both be blue. The E train is not orange. If it was orange, it would share the same line with the F, M, B, and D trains.
"Downtown Queens" doesn't fucking exist, because Queens is Uptown. Downtown would be Brooklyn.
The 23rd st station is not a one platform station. It is a two platform station with an express line running through the middle, because the A train also exists on the same line as the C and E.
There is also only one entrance to the subway station, and it seems the creators don't know the mezzanine exists. I can kind of forgive this more because it was to do a cool shot down the entire platform, but my guy there are stairs throughout these types of platforms you are goingtocauseacrowdcrushprobLEM-
Why do people set their stuff in nyc and then completely fuck up the basics of nyc. Just set your thing in a fictional city setting loosely based off nyc, fuck me.
I have accidentally stayed up til 4am because I got too addicted to playing My Lovely Empress
In my defense, spider milf was hot. As are most all the demons.
*stretches my arm an unnaturally long amount to bridge the gap of the counter and place my hand on the worker's shoulder* shh, shh, listen, it's okay. I don't mind the wait time. I just want an absurd amount of parmesan
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Down the bottle...
Secret Santa gift for TheWigglyPlant on bluesky!
this will be not funny by the time i post this
