all the pain went when you kissed me

please netflix i need a jatp season 2 renewal so bad. this show is the only thing keeping me strung to this earth. im like a dying crop in need of sustenance. please

Nevada. Likes to charge, reblogs to cast. Just one more folks.

my gender is the album Danger Days: The True Lives of the Fabulous Killjoys, by American rock band My Chemical Romance

*gas mask breathing noises* you know where the nearest taco bell is

*muffled plague doctor mask noises* down the block to the left

men with earrings are just men without earrings with earrings

I can’t stop thinking about how men with earrings are just men without earrings with earrings

if i had a dollar for every pixel in this image i’d have 15 cents

if i had a dollar for every ounce of rage i felt in my body after i read this comment i would have enough money to buy a cannon to fire at you

actually I did the math, they would have $225, not $0.15

sis i’m right here….

if i had a dollar i would buy a can of soda :)

while you’re there could you buy me an apply juice please?

sorry i only have a dollar

:(

if i had $22,500 i would buy a can of soda and an apply juice

You can buy anything you want with $22500

yeah and they want soda and apply juice

apply juice to what

directly to the forehead

Great post guys

What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef..

image description: a John Mulaney No! and Yeah! meme about college AUs.  John is saying No to “college AU where a young student gets together with a professor with age and power differences that makes it not great.” John is saying Yeah to “college AU where a middle aged single parent trying to finally get their degree because it was always their dream but there was never any time, gets together with a slightly-jaded middle aged professor who is inspired by the parent to be more hopeful.” end image description.