Misericordia.

I don’t wanna waste this life being sad man

bluetooth headphones dont fuck the headphone jack even a little bit and thats why the sound qualitys bad they dont fuck the music

i.e. why when you or someone else gets stabbed or impaled, you should leave the object in the wound until medical help arrives.

[AFTER REVEALING VERY TELLING PERSONAL INFO] But don’t read into that. let’s move along

i have this disease called i will open your message and get distracted and forget to reply and then the notification will be gone so i will not have replied for ages and you will think i am ignoring you but. i am not. it’s incurable

"it's not queer fiction unless the queerness is explicitly declared in the text according to currently accepted terminology and in a way that meets the approval of the entire audience" I mean follow your heart I guess but I trust myself as a queer person to recognise queer themes

"but doesn't this risk giving the author undue credit for queer representation" I do not care about the author

someone please give me 200,000,000 in cash and like 2 ibuprofen you will not regret it

Hi Elon: please add a decreasing counter bar in the corner of the screen so I know how many posts left I can view. Because having a health bar on twitter would be the only funny thing you can do right now

are people allowed to say kys here