Le Monstre dans les bois

happy 3 year anniversary of wheeze man

Finally, the original has crossed my dash.

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This post is ancient and stupid but I still laugh whenever I see it

Ancient and BRILLIANT, I think you mean.

"Ah, so you admit to your plans. Lucky for you it's worked, and you have all my focus." She laughed into his chest. "Oh, I can imagine, but that tells me I can certainly trust you with my precious hair and who knows, maybe it'll behave itself for you."

She laughed. "Ah, your plan is to lure me in with promises of luxurious pampering to keep me locked down, hm?" Her expression softened into one of affection as she teased him. "Lucky for you that will work on me."

"Good, that means my master plan will go off without a hitch." Kengou grinned back at her, hand returning to the slow stroking of her hair. "I'll still have to start stocking up on product for the both of us. At this rate we'll be be going through a bottle every other week."

"A grand scheme to keep me all to yourself, how diabolical of you." She tsked lightly, with a small shake of her head, fighting back a smile. "But you're correct on the product point, upkeep requires a lot of the good quality stuff."

She laughed. "Ah, your plan is to lure me in with promises of luxurious pampering to keep me locked down, hm?" Her expression softened into one of affection as she teased him. "Lucky for you that will work on me."

"Very true, stubborn though it may be, I like to think my hair is one my best features." She nodded once with surety and pressed her face into his chest with a quiet contented sigh. "I wish it would stop trying to sabotage me though. I'm tired of buying new hair brushes."

"Then let me help you take care of it," He hummed, switching from running his fingertips over her scalp to combing through all of her hair in slow strokes. "I have a couple of brushes left over from when I grew out my hair and our text isn't that different so it should work."

"That would be utterly amazing." She raised her head to look at him, a small smile on her face. "You're offering to pamper me and take care of my hair, there's no way I'm saying no to that. I will apologize ahead of time for the loss of any brushes in your endeavors, my hair will claim at least one on principal."

"Very true, stubborn though it may be, I like to think my hair is one my best features." She nodded once with surety and pressed her face into his chest with a quiet contented sigh. "I wish it would stop trying to sabotage me though. I'm tired of buying new hair brushes."

"It helps that it looks fantastic on you," He hummed again, adding light scratches to her scalp as he continued. "Normally pastels can be hit or miss but with you, it works extremely well."

She laughed quietly, leaning further into his touch as she twirled a lock of her hair around a finger, examining the slivery lavender shade. "I almost wonder if I'd look as good with other colors, but I'm never invested enough to try. I doubt my hair would take to it anyhow, its as stubborn as I am." She mused.