homestuck girls lovezone

rose: you’re a repressed lesbian and you hate rose for being everything you want to be, but can’t. also, you have a lot of repressed anger, but hate that about yourself. get a therapist.

jade: you have a LOT of internalized misogyny! you probably hate her for “getting in the way of davekat.” i, personally, hate you.

jane: you think the epilogues are canon and take hussie’s shit writing at face value. i’m so sorry.

roxy: you’re a fucking monster.

aradia: you only like characters that have “significance to the plot.” what the fuck does that mean? why are you like this?

nepeta: you hate fangirls, furries, or both. can’t say that’s invalid but open your heart. love nepeta.

kanaya: again, you’re a repressed lesbian, but the comphet is like, 200x stronger. sorry.

terezi: you hate women.

vriska: you give men’s opinions too much credence, or you just really like tavros. probably the first one.

feferi: same with jade, you have internalized misogyny, but on a lesser scale. you probably hate her for “getting in the way of erisol” to which i ask you: why are you living your life the way you are? does this bring you any satisfaction? are you really happy with your choices? probably not, because you hate feferi. smh.

happy challahdays from the strilondes + an honorary gelt digger !!