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Marauders

I have been obsessed with this fandom since I discovered it a year ago. As to how I discovered it, it was fanart of starchaser which quickly turned into my scrolling below and finding Wolfstar fanart, and by the time I discovered rosekiller, all hope of sanity was lost. Favourite ships are Rosekiller, Dorlene, Wolfstar and Prongsfoot. My favorite characters are Barty (lowkenuinely kin him so much), Marlene and James.

Stranger Things

Genuinely why do we even call it st anymore 😭 it should just be called the byler fandom because of how huge its become. Obviously favorite ships are Byler (vampwise specifically), Henderhop, and Stonathan. My favoriite characters are Mike, Max, Lucas and Steve.

Like Minds

This is the best movie to have ever existed in all universes because ASJHFIEIRJSNSK. It is my favorite if you couldn't tell. Literally I watched this for the first time making a science project and the science project wss basically forgotten five minutes in. Also lowkey kinda kin Nigel because he's also a weird little freak gay like me, except I don't dissect birds 30 minutes into my movie. He's still baby girl though. And ofc we can't forget Alex/Jack, for only believing in the Templar bs once Nigel was dead and it was the only thing he had left of him.

Heated Rivalry

Honorable mention because the first time I heard of this show it was from the tumblr trending tags and my first thought was "oh great another smut show". 😐 Then it started popping up on my feed and I got interested, and then proceeded to watch the gay hockey show. Anyways, favorite ships are Skip, Roselana, and Hollanov with another honorable mention to Troy and Harris because I love them.

All For The Game

I saw fanart of Neil one time, and then read the first book in a day, skipped the second book entirely (im weird don't question it) and read the third book in five hours. Favourite ships are Kevaaron, Andriel, Jerejean, and shoutout to all the x riko ships because I 《LOVE》 them, no I will not be accepting criticism on this. Favorite characters are Aaron, Nicky, Neil, Kevin and Riko

Characters

Barty Crouch Jr. — Biggest kin in my life ever, he is also simultaneously the loml. Yes I have parental issues. No why would that have anything to do with this? I have a racoon stuffed toy named after him because that is the level of obsessed I am with this man. If I start ranting about him I will never stop (ASK ME FOR HC'S I'M BEGGING YOU THERES SO MUCH IN MY BRAIN IT NEEDS TO HE RELEASED)

Nigel Colbie — Literally the only murderous gay necrophiliac freak to have ever served cunt as much as he did. No one else could ever be as down bad as he was, like imagine making up a whole bunch of Templar shit and saying you're meeting with each other is written in the cards for eternity as a way to say that you're gay and have a crush. And obviously we can't forget him shooting himself in the head because he never thought Alex would reject him completely. Literally no one else is doing it like him.

Ships

Rosekiller

The only ship ever actually, because tell me why my brain hasn't stopped thinking about them for over a year?? I absolutely LOVEEE freak rosekiller, not in a sexual way, in a 'im about to pull a move no one has seen since scream 1996' way. That is how I soft launch my bloody freaks rosekiller because its amazing. But also SOFT ROSEKILLER. They are not talked about NEARLY enough and I physically need more of them raising Luna or any kid really. Like imagine these two menacing, covered-in-tattoos guys with a shit ton of piercings, green hair dye in Barty's hair and a raccoon tail in Evan's. Meanwhile their daughter/niece is just over there in her pink tutu and unicorn necklace with matching plastic rings and temporary pink dye in her hair, with a grin that is quotes literally wide enough to rival the suns light itself. That is peak.

Dorlene

There is something they put in rivals to lovers ships thst makes them so eatable its not even funny. Like Dorcas and Marlene being quidditch rivals is so sirius to me that I can't even joke. That is peak hollanov variant actually. Also tall Dorcas who wears the most gorgeous and stunning dresses ever x Marlene who dresses like Adam Sandler 2.o is actually 100% true and real. My source? Trust me bro 🤞

Hannigram

Love these dumbass bitches because literally the entire show is just Hannibal making cannibal jokes and at first Will is like "Evil man". And then HE becomes a cannibal of sorts and what is his viewpoint of Hannibal now? "Evil man but I love him". Thats it that the whole show. Will is a loser before Hannibal and then he just becomes a cunt. Idk how bo one thought they were in live with how much they were constantly eyefucking each other. Like genuinely WHAT was the scene in Hannibals library or sm and Will just fucking arched his back like?? Stop. There is no logical and non sexual/romantic reason for that. They are gay.

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