Soft as Silk Sweet as Honey

vegetables aren’t gross y’all just can’t cook

brussels sprouts are GOOD! broccoli is GOOD! green beans are GOOD! squash is GOOD! cauliflower is GOOD! asparagus SUCKS and i will die on that hill! eggplant is GOOD! yall just cant cook!!!

bro come here and lie down on the cool, damp earth with me as our flesh slowly withers and our bones intertwine as we’re consumed by moss and the relentless, inevitable ravages of time it’ll be epic

why don’t you be a fucking man and decay with me bro

whenever i eat mushrooms i think about how one day mushrooms are gonna eat me… i make sure to chew really gently so they’ll return the favor 2 my corpse

Hey op

me, through a mouthful of gently-chewed mushrooms: yeah?

STEM students when confronted with liberal arts students knowledgeable about something they are unfamiliar with: impressive considering your career choice will make you poor. Did I mention I will profit and am therefore superior?

People say “phase” like impermanence means insignificance. Show me a permanent state of the self.

me, shot gunning water: it’s like beer but for my skin

pomegranates arent even a fruit theyre an experience

EN GARDE, THOT 🤺

Sleeping naked next to the person you love

It’s just me and my big thighs against the world