sleep on the floor, dream about me

im in my friends wedding this weekend and have decided to terrorize the wedding party group chat. these men (whom I do not know) wanted to blow up my phone with messages about pelotons? I am sending tiktok’s they do not care about. yesterday I sent them a picture of an OSU football coach whose nipple piercing can be seen through his shirt. the men go suspiciously quiet when I chime in and I am okay with that. I was put on this earth to silence them.

made my mom look at my boob after I took the gauze off because I was too scared to look and she was like “it looks perfect :) exactly how it should look :)” so I was like slay lemme go look at it and when I say a chill went down my spine. if this is what it should look like then what it should look like is BAD

am I revealing my age and geographical location if I say something feral awakens within me when doses & mimosas comes on

i hate when people with stupid names like me on hinge

haven’t watched and will never watch ginny & georgia but tiktok thinks it’s a really cool idea to continuously show me videos of one of the girls being left out and talking about how she always cares more than her friends and I think. that’s really rude. to me personally.

hinge sent me a notification that they removed a message someone sent me for inappropriate language but now i’m like….. girl what did they say I wanna know

i started doing my nails myself rather than paying to get them done (recession indicator) and I am sat and ready to do them tonight but have no clue what I want to do. the constant struggle

cat distribution system finally found me with the sweetest cat in the world what do I name her

I call my cat mamas and sometimes when she’s stressing me out and i’m flustered I accidentally just call her mom and I just have to sit there with that. just called my cat mom. she’s still crying because she wants a treat. now what.

job provided a food truck for staff and I swear bees must be able to smell the allergy on me bc there is no other explanation for the way they flock to me. they want me to have an embarrassing medical emergency in front of all of my coworkers. they want me dead so bad.