love love love

Girl whose most frequent mistake is inaction voice: wow I keep making mistakes I better not do anything

hey dude, idk how much you remember from the party last night but- yeah, everyone saw your want. yeah no it was pretty late and winding down so it was quiet enough that every single person there saw it throbbing and twitching in your chest and so wet with hunger it was glistening under the kitchen light. they said it looked like it was reaching for something

this is my one wild and precious life fucckkkkkkk fuckkkkkk fucckcckkkkkkk

i bet the pain will end if i arrange a perfect enough sentence about it

Then they spit roast me

I didn't wanna say this but now that someone's left this kind of comment I have to be honest: Everyone else's tags are funny but this is the only person who understood my vision for this scenario