I’m a lover by nature except for when I’m a wretched hater cunt bitch which I also am by nature

Does any crazy diamond know if we need to shine on today ?

spending several weeks scheduling a get-together for six of my friends but not telling them my plan is for us to walk around the business district downtown in a line like the band Madness

This.

you need to understand that i have two sets of headcanons. there's the set of realistic headcanons based on my genuine reading of the show, and then there's me playing pretend with my dolls.

shes got a ticket to ride and she dont gaf

work break simulator

bob dylan

i love when i can smell my perfume on myself like damn girl you smell delicious

Remember when the TV would fizzle when you touched it man I haven’t thought about that in years

Slap it and rub it against her clit before you push it inside her...it's called manners.