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~* HAPPY BIRTHDAY ROBERT! *~

T’is no finer day to, er, dust off this Tumblr* and wish the most Bobberty of Bathursts a splendid day. And what a year it’s been! There’s been Mezzotints and monocles and Hitler and jockeys and Toast and PVC and Larkins and weird snake men just for starters. Here’s to more!

Day 25 - Your 3 favourite smeg ups.

3? Well…that’s not going to happen. How about one for each series? Sorry, no self-control. :(

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The cat running off.

The variations on “She was great and she thought I was great.”

“For Madam, lobster à la Grecque. For Sir, a sausage and onion [bleep].”

“I regale you with stories of when I was treasurer of the Organ Hammond [bleep]’s sake…”

Craig eating the cigarette.

“Well, at least Mr Guitar…”

Chris getting tongue-tied during the Rimmer Song.

“And if I ever catch up with him, I’m gonna cut off both his bollocks with me left hand.”

All the trouble with “Ta very much, chuck, pal, love, sir”, especially because we get to see several different versions of “Quality!”

11. “How dare I jump your line, Bobby!” “Sir, you can jump any line you wish! Stomp on them! Urinate on them, sir, they deserve no respect.”

12.  “Fruit? You’ve got a better chance of getting a vampire to eat…bollocks, bollocks.” “A lot of vampires love those bollocks, sir.”

it’s halloween! 8D