Dream Maker

what they dont tell you about adulthood is that it’s startlingly easy to go long periods of time without having any fun at all not even a little bit. btw this causes ur brain to try to kill you with knives and hammers.

the thing about fiber art that nobody tells you about is that every single kind of fiber art is a gateway drug to other kinds of fiber art.

YEP 3 years ago i was like “i will now sew for fun” and now i have two embroidery, one beadwork, and four crochet projects laying about.

*explodes into a shower of gore and when the red mist clears i'm completely fine but wearing a different outfit*

You can lie when you name things

glad they added new maps to baseball

The eye doctor is the most fun doctor you can go to. They never steal your blood. They never make you get naked and put on a paper dress. They're just like, "Can you see these letters? It's fine if you can't, we can fix that." And they don't even spell anything.