full metal bitch

Sick ass adventure wizard investigates native crustacean with his supportive but easily spooked familiar 

Pulitzer Prize type shit

Why's this dude built like crash bandicoot

Everything about this damn post is so funny to me. The lighting of the arm from the flash. The posing of the arm like a dramatic death from a novella. The fact the photo somehow got taken still and looks this good. The subreddit name. The fact this guy really is built like crash bandicoot

If I keep practicing I might even be a person soon

going on a guilt trip do yall want anything

if you really cared about me you wouldn't have to ask

"Whimsy" is truly a wretched term. What maketh thee so carefree?

thy mother

Art thou for fucking real

"family function"...? i didn't know it could do that

help I’m having ideas beyond my available free time

help I'm having ideas beyond my available energy levels

i am but an old man and tumblr is my porch

you may have noticed that my blog is disorganized and thematically incoherent and my tag game is weaker by the day. this is commentary on the chaos of modern existence