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this is a fucking squirrel. this is a fucking squirrel with a cat’s head. who is responsible for this

Has science gone too far

THE COPY HAS EYEBROWS

Your response to a beautiful piece of artwork done by Leonardo Da Vinci himself is “SHES GOT EYEBROWS”. Alright. All intelligent life has been lost.

Yo Snooty McSnotwhine, the Mona Lisa’s vanished eyebrows have been the subject of debate and analysis in the art expert community for hundreds of years, long before your parents squirted water at each other from across the clown car and then honked their bicycle horns to indicate they really wanted to make a smug, insufferable little clown baby together. 

this continues to be the best reply to a criticizing comment on this site

i am tired of people saying they are “worried” about brie larson’s acting in endgame (since captain marvel has come and gone) like at least half of the actors in mcu have shown a range of two (2) facial expressions total and people are worried about the oscar winning one 😪

This is the purest, most beautiful thing I have ever seen in the entire world. What a wonderful experience wow honestly what a privilege to be graced with this sweet perfect thing at 4:14 in the morning

This is still so beautiful to me…I’m in tears again

Cronch cronch cronch

if this isn’t a mood

Hand jobs and blow jobs are called jobs because they’re tedious and dicks are gross. Going down on a girl is called eating out because it’s a privilege.

my husband says that Whiscash “looks like he wants to make you pancakes” and honestly that’s just the tea 

My life be like….ooooooahhh

i’m going to shatter you like glass

wow i love this

One of the truest things I’ve ever heard is that people who say they’re “brutally honest” are more interested in the brutality than the honesty.

are you a sleep deprived gay or a touch starved gay

“No” lmfaoooo