deception and perfection.

bowie: he's a fucking dick

bowie: me hating him is the only reason? wooooow

bowie: wish u could hate him too :( i have a dartboard n i can put a picture of his face on it... we can start there

bowie: GROSS we should just start our own label

rosalie: you KNOW that's not the only reason

rosalie: my list of reasons would keep you here for hours

rosalie: ok, that could be a good starting place tbh

rosalie: let's do it

ellie: interesting talent you've got there. i prefer the route without emotions.

rosalie: emotions are dumb

Eddie: are we the same person?

Eddie: lmfao if we're ever on a flight together you'll get to see the struggle

Rosalie: hmmm maybe we are????

Rosalie: (jk you are seven million times nicer than i could ever be)

bowie: lmao that was his excuse the first time he fucked up

bowie: i'll hate him for you xoxo

bowie: labels are so annoying :( you shouldn't need to use scandals to sell your music

rosalie: apparently he thinks it's still a good one

rosalie: good, i knew we were friends for a reason

rosalie: i wish i could hate him though, would make my life easier

bowie: love you more than you know

bowie: i don't understand why the fuck he would do it either it's disgusting and i hate him even more than i already did

bowie: ok they can choke i love the block feature on twitter

bowie: u shouldn't need it to tell ur music i hate ur label

rosalie: he was definitely drunk, which isn't an excuse, but apparently that's why???

rosalie: i still can't hate him, so i'm glad one of us does

rosalie: the best thing twitter ever did

jaz: well, if it makes you feel better, i kinda understand why you hid it tho

jaz: but... yeah, that was fucking messy

rosalie: i appreciate that

rosalie: not many people agree with you, with what i did

ellie: lucky you that you're able to forget at all.

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Eddie: i'm so glad im not alone. i mean i don't want you to have a shitty week but thank fuck it ain't me being an idiot

eddie: you're tiny ma imagine my fat and tall ass squeezing in those things lmfao

Rosalie: my week has been shitty mostly because i've been an idiot

Rosalie: but i'm sorry your week sucks too //:

Eddie: it's fucking fitting for sure

Eddie: man the only time is when it's a long ass flight. they're the fucking worst. i'm not a small boy those bathrooms are for tiny people

Rosalie: 100%

Rosalie: week from fucking hell

Rosalie: lord, yeah, i bet

Eddie: my whole week could be simplified into "yikes"

Eddie: lmao i mean the plane bathrooms ain't nothing special i guess

Rosalie: i'm with you on that one- yikes is the mood of the week for sure

Eddie: I've come to the conclusion that i always end up sick when flying

Eddie: therefore joining the mile high club has to be something i'll never be a member of

Rosalie: yikes, that's horrible

Rosalie: but i've joined the mile high club and, honestly? don't feel like you're missing much

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jaz: sorry the delay

jaz: the last i seen was a sex tape, then i kinda thought best to just turn off my phone

jaz: specially bc i went to see bon jovi

rosalie: wish i would've turned off my phone