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AMERICAN MCEE’S ALICE QUOTES STARTERS

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❝  Still curious and willing to learn, I hope? ❞

❝ I enjoy the taste of mushrooms, but not the ones that bite back. ❞

❝ I fear nothing. ❞

❝ The uninformed must improve their deficit or die. ❞

❝ The bigger they are, the harder they fall. ❞

❝ Only the foolish believe that suffering is just wages for being different. ❞

❝ Truth is always bitter to those who fear it. ❞

❝ Your grin's a comfort. ❞

❝ Most unpleasant metaphor. Please avoid it in future.  ❞

❝ That the best you can do? Hurl second-rate insults? They don't hurt. ❞

❝  Reliable help is so hard to find these days. ❞

❝ Unplanted seeds dry out and die. ❞

❝ If ignorance is bliss, I must be ecstatic. ❞

❝ A tap in the right spot might do the trick.  ❞

❝ You call that a tap?! Fortunate I didn't suggest "force" – you might have 𝘱𝘶𝘭𝘷𝘦𝘳𝘪𝘻𝘦𝘥 it. ❞

❝ Everyone seems completely dejected. ❞

❝ I have nothing of value.  ❞

❝ You've suffered great pain, and you've caused some. ❞

❝ The proper order of things is often a mystery to me. You too? ❞

❝ Come in, my dear. You're just in time for tea. ❞

❝ Doors have locks, locks need keys, which you don't have. Let's hope the Doors are open. ❞

❝ Work if you must. It's my nature to unwind from time to time. ❞

❝ Mmm, properly seasoned you'd make a handsome dish. ❞

❝ I'm not edible. ❞

❝ Bravery and I are not on intimate terms. ❞

❝ You've kept me waiting. Have you never heard that punctuality's a virtue?  ❞

BALDUR'S GATE III ASTARION QUOTES STARTERS

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❝ My dagger-happy friend, what troubles you? ❞

❝ I do appreciate your enthusiasm, but let's try to restrain ourselves a little. ❞

❝ Ah ah ah! We ask before we bite. ❞

❝ So, tell me what you desire. What can I do for my dearest pet? ❞

❝ Enough sitting around - let's go hurt someone. ❞

❝ By the hells. Sex, my dear. A night of passion. Not with you, just to be clear. I mean, can you imagine? Urgh. No. ❞

❝ You're welcome to try and kill me, of course, but I don't die easily these days. ❞

❝ There's a time for talking and a time for killing. This, my friend, is the latter. ❞

❝ Only when it comes to morals. I'm very, very good where it counts. ❞

❝ I have to say, you know me better than I thought. I'll have to be more mysterious in future. ❞

❝ Hundreds? Urgh, it'll take hours to kill them all. ❞

❝ I like the dark, but not when it's trying to kill me. ❞

❝ They said 'no'. You should learn the meaning of the word. ❞

❝ Come to kill me again, darling? ❞

❝ I was beginning to believe someone truly wanted me. But I shouldn't have deluded myself. ❞

❝ From the start, I was rather counting the hours until it was going to end. Midnight chimes, eh? ❞

❝ Can't get enough? I'm not surprised. ❞

❝ I'm doing this for you, too, you know. To make sure we're both safe. Forever, for good. ❞

❝ I don't hate you. Because this is not you. But whatever this is, you will get through it. And I'll be here to make sure you do. ❞

❝ Shh... Not a sound. Not if you want to keep that darling neck of yours. ❞

❝ When he says 'punished' do you think he means 'locked up' or 'brutally murdered'? ❞

❝ Be very, very quiet - I'm hunting idiots. ❞

❝ Do you always take on such terrifying foes? ❞

❝ You sound surprised - I am capable of doing the right thing from time to time. ❞

❝ Ah, you're so adorable when you're thinking what to say. ❞

❝ You're staring at me again. What do you want? ❞

❝ Oh good, puns. Because clowns aren't enough of a horror already. ❞

❝ Oh shit... I - did I do something wrong? Why? What's changed? ❞

❝ This is meant to be flattery, not poetry. Just tell me I'm beautiful and we can call it a day. ❞

❝ Now shall we go? Or do you have any other chaos you need to unleash here? ❞

THE LITTLE MERMAID ( 1989 ) SONG STARTERS

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Part Of Your World

❝ Maybe there is something the matter with me... ❞

❝ Look at this stuff, isn't it neat? ❞

❝ Wouldn't you think I'm the girl who has everything? ❞

❝ How many wonders can one cavern hold? ❞

❝ I've got gadgets and gizmos a-plenty. I've got whozits and whatzits galore. ❞

❝ But who cares? No big deal. ❞

❝ I want more. ❞

❝ I wanna be where the people are. ❞

❝ Strolling along down the, what's that word again? ❞

❝ What would I give if I could live out of these waters? ❞

❝ What would I pay to spend a day warm on the sand? ❞

❝ Bet they don't reprimand their daughters... ❞

❝ What's a fire and why does it, what's the word? Burn? ❞

❝ When's it my turn? ❞

❝ Wish I could be part of that world. ❞

Under the Sea

❝ The human world? It's a mess. ❞

❝ Life under the sea is better than anything they've got up there. ❞

❝ The seaweed is always greener in somebody else's lake. ❞

❝ [But] that is a big mistake. ❞

❝ Just look at the world around you. ❞

❝ What more is you lookin' for? ❞

❝ Darling, it's better down where it's wetter. ❞

❝ The fish on the land ain't happy. ❞

❝ Guess who's gon' be on the plate? ❞

❝ Nobody beat us. ❞

❝ We got no troubles. ❞

❝ Life is the bubbles. ❞

❝ Since life is sweet here we got the beat here naturally. ❞

❝ We got the spirit, you got to hear it. ❞

Poor Unfortunate Souls

❝ Can you do that? ❞

❝ My dear, sweet child. That's what I do. It's what I live for. ❞

❝ I admit that in the past I've been a nasty. ❞

❝ They weren't kidding when they called me, well, a witch. ❞

❝ I've mended all my ways. ❞

❝ True? Yes. ❞

❝ I fortunately know a little magic... ❞

❝ It's a talent that I always have possessed. ❞

❝ Poor unfortunate souls... in pain, in need. ❞

❝ Those poor unfortunate souls. ❞

❝ Now it's happened once or twice someone couldn't pay the price. ❞

❝ Yes, I've had the odd complaint. ❞

❝ But on the whole I've been a saint. ❞

❝ Have we got a deal? ❞

❝ Life's full of tough choices, isn't it? ❞

❝ We haven't discussed the subject of payment. ❞

❝ You'll have your looks, your pretty face. ❞

❝ Don't underestimate the importance of body language! ❞

❝ They think a girl who gossips is a bore! ❞

❝ True gentlemen avoid it when they can. ❞

❝ They dote and swoon and fawn on a lady who's withdrawn. ❞

❝ It's she who holds her tongue who get's a man ❞

❝ Make your choice! ❞

❝ I'm a very busy woman and I haven't got all day. ❞

❝ It's sad, but true. ❞

❝ If you want to cross the bridge, you've got the pay the toll. ❞

❝ And go ahead and sign the scroll. ❞

❝ The boss is on a roll! ❞

Kiss the Girl

❝ She don't got a lot to say. ❞

❝ There's something about her. ❞

❝ Yes, you want her. ❞

❝ Possible she wants you too. ❞

❝ There is one way to ask her. ❞

❝ Go on and kiss the girl. ❞

❝ Ain't that sad? ❞

❝ Ain't it a shame? ❞

❝ Too bad, he gonna miss the girl. ❞

❝ Now's your moment. ❞

❝ Boy, you better do it soon. ❞

❝ No time will be better. ❞

❝ She won't say a word. ❞

❝ Don't stop now. ❞

GENSHIN IMPACT: PAIMON QUOTE STARTERS

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“ How about we explore the area ahead of us later? ”

“ Big talk for a guy who still ran off in the end... Chicken. ”

“ What do you MEAN ‘hehe’!? ”

“ How has he not died of hunger yet? ”

“ This guy is an imbecile! ”

“ You sure have been to many worlds, haven't you?  ”

“ We make a great team, don’t we? ”

“ Hey! Quit! Running! Off! ”

“ Ugh, after all that, he wasn't even listening! ”

“ Oh, so you did notice we were here, you were just ignoring us! Gotcha. ”

“ You make a pinkie promise, you keep it all your life. You break a pinkie promise, [Paimon] throws you on the ice. The cold will kill the pinkie that once betrayed your friend, the frost will freeze your tongue off so you never  lie again. ”

“ This guy is SO ANNOYING! [Paimon] just wants to slap him right in his stupid face! ”

“ Hmm... Sounds like you're ready to get your butt kicked again? ”

“ Aha, so you do have a heart after all! ”

“ So you like reading, huh? Mr. Five-Second Hero? ”

“ Sorry... [Paimon's] mouth just works so much faster than everyone else's... ”

“ You best go rest up first. Don't come crying to us when you lose all over again. ”

“ What a stupid question! Can't you see the gap between us? ”

“ Don't put [Paimon] on the spot when it comes to wisdom! ”

“ [Paimon's] the very best partner, right? ”

“ Hmph, that doesn't sound right. But [Paimon] can't think of a good comeback...  ”

“ Just 'cause you get to play with [Paimon] all the time does not mean that [Paimon's] a toy. ”

THE LORAX ( 2012 ) STARTERS

ᴛʜᴇʀᴇ'ꜱ ᴛʜᴇ ᴏɴᴇ ꜱᴛᴀʏɪɴɢ ᴘᴜᴛ ɪɴ ʜɪꜱ ᴘʀᴏᴘᴇʀ ᴘʟᴀᴄᴇ, 

THE MOST POPULAR GIRLS IN SCHOOL STARTERS

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❝ Whatever, just no one feed that fucking thing after midnight. ❞

❝ You’re right, I would never hurt a fly. Because a fly is an innocent creature that never knowingly did anything to anybody. You, however, I would maim. ❞

❝ You bitches better watch the way you're talking, because I've got NOOOOOO problem fucking your dads and breaking up your family. ❞

❝ I feel indifferent towards you. ❞

❝ God, I wanna fucking murder you. ❞

❝ Are you suggesting a-... how do you say... ménage à trois? ❞

❝ Please, keep going. I am loving this. You are so presh! ❞

❝ I asked you first. ❞

❝ I asked you second. ❞

❝ Have fun smelling my poops, bitches! ❞

❝ Is this going to take long? 'Cuz I wanna finish telling you how much a bitch you are, but I got things to do today. ❞

❝ Um, lemme get some tater tots. Oh, and also a slice of pepperoni pizza, and also a basket of jalapeno poppers, and some chicken nuggets, a ketchup boat, three potato pancakes, a creamsicle, two quesadillas, a bread loaf, a side of Ranch, some Pixie Stix, taco salad, order of ribs... Aaaaaaaannndddd.... a diet coke. No, strawberry shake. No, diet coke... No. 𝘉𝘖𝘛𝘏. ❞ 

❝ I can't think of a better person to get fat than you. ❞

❝ I would apologize, but I really don't give a fuck. ❞

❝ You say potato, I say blow me. ❞

❝ Can I go eat now? ❞

❝ You're the handjob girl, right? ❞

❝ ♪ It's raining food, hallelujah, it's raining food... ♪ ❞

❝ The answer to a question I never asked. ❞

❝ Would you like to see my breasts? ❞

❝ I will tell the whole school you eat dick burritos. ❞

❝ Is that crack? Is that what you smoke? You smoke crack? ❞ 

❝ Who the fuck let you in here? ❞

❝ The only true happiness comes in death. ❞

❝ I had my arms ripped off. ❞

❝ Goddammit Mom, did you really drag me out school just to find out that you're a fatass? ❞

❝ You’re my rock. ❞

❝ And you’re my roll. ❞

❝ Your face is unfortunate, you sour-mouthed-slut. How do you even suck a dick through that mouth? With a straw? ❞

❝ Okay, if I wasn't confused before I sure as FUCK am now. ❞

❝ I guess that makes me a fucking nun then. ❞

❝ Yep. I’m gay. ❞

❝ You were supposed to be watching the door! ❞

❝ C'mon man, I'm a pervert, not a fucking monster. ❞

❝ Jesus Christ! Is that a fucking gremlin? ❞

❝ Earlier, before I got here, I killed four men. ❞

NIGHT IN THE WOODS STARTERS

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❝ That all sounded a lot more bad-ass in my head. ❞

❝ You feeling spooky? ❞

❝ I hate beer. ❞

❝ I get it. This won't stop until I die. ❞

❝ Wheel me out of the curb for garbage day. ❞

❝ Let’s poke it with a stick. ❞

❝ Well, that was really interesting, but I need to go listen to my cells die. ❞

❝ Not too late to throw ourselves into traffic instead. ❞

❝ Do your spooky face. ❞

❝ I could have died! ❞

❝ Ghosts aren’t a thing. ❞

❝ My entire life feels like running after something. ❞

❝ My entire life feels like running after something. That keeps moving away into the distance. ❞

❝ My entire life feels like running after something. That keeps moving away into the distance. While I stay in the same place. ❞

❝ Cross and die, mortal! ❞

❝ One time I farted in front of the class. ❞

❝ I'm gonna miss you all over again now. ❞

❝ Stab me once, shame on you. ❞

❝ Stab me once, shame on you. Stab me thrice, shame on y... ice. ❞

❝ Oh my god. That was dangerous! I could have died! That was amazing! ❞

❝ I stayed here and got older, while you went off and stayed the same. ❞

❝ I am gonna stab you repeatedly with this knife. ❞

❝ That was dangerous!  ❞

❝ Ok I'm like, double-in now. ❞

❝ Remember when we used to knife fight? ❞

❝ I got knives. Right now. Just saying. ❞

❝ I poked it with a stick. ❞

❝ I have weird thoughts. ❞

❝ I want to eat people sometimes. ❞

❝  I have really up up days and really down down days. ❞

❝  I have really up up days and really down down days. And I don't know which it is until it's over sometimes. ❞

❝ I want to hope again. ❞

❝ I want to hope again. And I want it to hurt. Because that means that it meant something. ❞ 

❝ Sorry, I’m rambling. ❞