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KOOPA WEEK FINAL DAY - BOWSER JR AND CONCLUSION

and with that, Koopa Week 2026 is complete! Everyone had done an amazing job with their celebration posts and fanart of our favorite koopa gang!

Happy Koopa Week!

Art by me, do not use or repost (as own) *reblog is okay

i love you kamek

he used to be a CATCH back in the day. the trade of the darklands. also fat. also blasian. dont fuck with me i dont make the rules i tell you the TRUTH. nintendo put him on ozempic for the mario movies and i am NOT happy about it. give my boy his buccal fat back. there is very little photo evidence of this period however because despite having been the cuntmaxxer 9000 he is a very elusive man. never see this bitch until you dare talk shit about him. then he's always Right There. kamek might be bald as fuck now but trust he used to have the fiercest cuntiest afro. he. misses it. bald fuck.

affinity for dorky little bow ties and stupid red loafers. soup why have you mentioned his stupid red loafers so many times BECAUSE I AM VERY FIRM ON IT. i need you to know kamek owns two pairs of shoes and they are both dorky red loafers. gotta keep a spare on hand. mario party kamek is so cutie patootie you know he was so happy to put on that little bowtie. so happy to look a damn fool. also has an affinity for saying the word fool. i have an affinity for saying the word egregious. top 15 favourite words. kameks bow tie collection is expansive. he has a whole drawer dedicated to the fuckers. always in the most clown ass gay man patterns possible. its never just black. or blue. no. fuschia with lime polka dots. ok girl whatever.

despite this, BACK IN THE DAY he was a DIVA. this is different from being a catch. he served cunt and puss and whilst he still does now its mitigated by the fact hes old and lame as fuck. he would rock a six inch heel down the neo bowser city strip by night and take fierce notes on art history by day. small town boy big city CUNTRESS. used to do dragggg. hes so rupaul to me. incredibly rupaul. literally the same guy. he doesn't anymore but he still reads like one. rip a bitch to shreds with just a Look.

hoe. at least 3 castle situationships. girl you're 80-800 you cant be having situationships at your massive age. thats just wrong. hes fucked every castle employee over the age of 55. which is a shockingly large pool of people. most folks work there for life. he does not let on to anybody about these situationships because then it'd become obvious hes a big fat hypocrite for telling ludwig not to get involved with castillo. bro in the same situation with the castle physician, the head gardener, and the executive chef. pick a boyfriend you whore.

yall sleeping on the toxic yaoi potential of kamek x toadsworth. yes toadsworth is alive in the soupiverse. i said so. rip my boy you will be missed in canon. theyve been at each others throats in multiple ways since the 80s. shit gets heated in the treaty meetings. theyre so mean to each other. so condescending. so old. old man toxic yaoi. i love them. ill talk more about them in their own post i dont gaf none of you will read it.

he and kammy have a. rocky relationship. very rocky. i cant decide if they're twins or not but regardless theyre very close in age. shes always been more relaxed and casual and a bit. nuts. a lil kooky. the magikoopas get a little quirky at night. hes always been more straight laced. presented himself as more straight laced. he keeps his fun life well away from his professional life. she calls him lameeeeee. and it grates on him. theyve been sort of. pitted against each other. their whole lives. their rivalry is always simmering with underlying tension. theyve sabotaged each other Many times. it always simmers. bubbles over. and they start all over again. can i talk more about them. would you like that. You.

half blind but Impeccable hearing. he can hear you talking shit. he can hear me typing shit. kameks eyeballs have always been dogshit. he's completely blind in one eye from a past injury. kammys fault. cough. and the other eye has advanced myopia. fucker cant see. but he has genuinely perfect hearing. perfect hearing, perfect pitch, this asshole can hear a pin drop in the mushroom kingdom. i hate him. cant say shit about this guy because he Will find out.

avid violinist. hes better than ludwig. do Not tell ludwig. fucker would have an aneurysm. he picked it up as a pretentious little mario oxford fine arts or whatever gay ass degree i said he did student and hes kept it up since. i cant really explain myself tbf this is just vibes you just gotta accept this. im speedrunning this post before midnight.

do yall have pantomimes outside of the uk? kameks a huge fan. he makes himself out as so straight laced but he does enjoy a campy musical number. he likes going to pantomimes and musicals, its fun for him. the stupider and campier the BETTER. he does enjoy all sorts of musicals. but his taste favours the camp. big cabaret fan. liza minnelli superfan.

the QUEEN of overtly long convoluted soap operas. loves those fucking things. hes so grandma core. rip kamek you wouldve loved coronation street. hes been watching soap operas since he was there for the invention of tvs. this man old as fuck. how old? dont know dont ask it'll ruin my continuity. hed watch them with his mother growing up and given hes a drama loving diva he Locked In. he knows all the lore.

(Larry blames Bowser Jr. for his misdeeds in front of his father. Bowser Jr. does the same to Larry)

https://archiveofourown.org/works/8359999/chapters/240401136#workskin

He’s my favorite out of everyone he’s such a good dad ༼⁠;⁠´⁠༎ຶ⁠ ⁠۝ ⁠༎ຶ⁠༽

Many projects starring him in the works

i acc really like this one i think he's so fucking cutie patootie

have some hcs!!

weirdly good handwriting. hes an artist his signature cant be SLOPPY what are you, stupid?? he writes in a loopy lil cursive kamek made him learn. his handwriting is very similar to wendys. he spends most of his time in classes doodling on his page and writing a cool bubble writing title than actually locking in. hes a smart kid he just doesn't careeeee its boringggg.

draws all over himself. he got the idea from lemmy drawing on them as kids. he thinks he looks so TUFF drawing knuckle tattoos on himself with a dry erase marker that wipes off in 0.5 seconds. mad aura for all of five minutes. he sticks on temporary tattoos and lies to all his scout friends that theyre real he swears his dads the KING so hes allowed tattoos. hes such a melt. love him. stupid little fuckhead. hes 12 thats mean. but its true. he likes drawing on full sleeves and then having to wash them off after 3 minutes because kamek says hes gonna get ink poisoning and DIE.

so fucking mean. when he wants to be. hes 12 he knows swear words previously unheard of. this is a kid that spends way too much time in cod lobbies. he knows the forbidden ball. jr has called his siblings some EGREGIOUS things. and hed fucking do it again. zero hesitation. hed be happy to. do not let this kid in a discord voice chat.

affinity for customising his clothes. he colours all over his jeans with paint markers, sticks patches on, doodles on his jackets, hes so boredddd of lame ass shirts. he wants a fun shirt. affinity for video game graphic tees. just like me fr. except im 19 and not 12. hes so bored of fancy nice outfits. let him wear his spiderman shirt and his doodled on jorts or he'll fucking riot. talking to you kamek. he has his own kid sized battle jacket. pops wanted his kid to match him at the. metallica show. let the kid ROCK. he makes his own patches. with mortys help. bonding.

teeny tiny little bit of a compulsive liar. he gets very embarrassed and angry over the truth a lot. even if. theres no reason for it. hey jr are you drawing. frantically covering sketchbook. no. hey jr do you like transformers. no fuck off. makes up stories to his scout friends to make it seem like theyre. not his only friends. he doesnt even think about it most of the time. bro just lying. larry wtf. its like 65% his fault.

so fucking cute. this isnt even really a hc hes just so fucking cute. he looks exactly like his dad. and because i never really told you what jr looks like. i will tell you now. hes a little guy, he'll grow up to be a tall ahh mf but for now hes 5'3. a baby. i say like im not also 5'3. chubby kid with squishy baby cheeks and FRECKLES hes so cute. choppy ahh hair he hates haircuts so its always grown out. bowser and jr are mixed black-asian inspired to me but i need to nail down the specifics of where the darklands is inspired by. but trust. walk with me.

LOVES the zoo. i took him to the zoo today. youll see those photos later. he gets so excited. animals!! he likes looking at all the reptiles the most. theyre his favourite. jrs favourite animal is a komodo dragon. or a crocodile. or an alligator. or a tortoise. also really likes giraffes idk i just see it for him. it depends on the day. hes a specific kid. he likes staring at them because hes a weird little freak. doodles them in his little pocket sketchbook.

extremely blunt. bowser jr has never heard of softening the blow. he tells you exactly what he thinks and he is absolutely cracked at hitting exactly where it hurts. little 12 year old boys are MEAN. he does not have a filter. he asks very blunt questions. he says what he thinks. and its sort of refreshing sort of wow who raised you. has never heard of sugarcoating. he will call you ugly. he'll do it again. happily. i love him he's so fierce. little rat.

billion hobbies and he thinks hes shit at all of them. gets very frustrated and drops them for varying periods of time. hes so real. me too girl. he draws and then gets mad at what he draws because hes not fuckin claude monet at age 12. he sees ludwigs work and thinks wow im shit i should just not make art. no girl keep creating being shit is a process. he skateboards with larry and gets fucking trickmogged and thus pissed off. he isnt good at not being good at things. hes a real one. a relatable king.

hates his birthday. nobody showed up to the first birthday party he had the confidence to throw and hes hung onto that. jr holds grudges. he never lets go of a grudge. jr will never forgive someones transgressions against him. hes so lil gideon to me. my baby. anyway. his birthdays have never been fun. jrs birthday is very tail end of summer to me and bowsers work tends to pick up around then. his siblings also usually have their own stuff going on. so. baby bowser tends to spend a lot of his birthday by himself. crying for him. ough my heart. bowser showers him with gifts but all he really wants is company. never invites his scout friends to his parties because hes scared they'll say no. jrs not good at making friends. what if they leave him hanging. he makes up elaborate stories of his birthdays to tell them because hes a prince, princes dont spend their birthdays building lego alone in silence.