anxiety and rosy cheeks

Do we have a franz kafka diary entry for july 1st, i want to know what he thinks!!!

my birthday is in july! :)

Being a kid was so fucking funny we’d just go around lying to each other’s faces constantly to impress each other one of my classmates told me he was the first person to visit the sun and when I asked him what it was like to prove he was lying he said he didn’t remember because they sent him there when he was just a baby and to this day the mental image of NASA launching an unsupervised baby into the sun still makes me crack up

I must start watching this.

you know, when i said i wanted the real world to be more like harry potter i just meant the teleportation and the butterbeer, not the entire plot of book 5 where the government refuses to do anything about a deadly threat so the teenagers have to rise up and fight back

cats are like. i am very small and have cute little triangle ears. also locking me out of the bathroom is a hate crime

God i wish all real life billionaires were more like tony stark 😩

dead

its been 15 days since i made this post and in them both jeffrey epstein & david koch died maybe this site really is cursed after all

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