don't you wanna stay?

send me “#” for cell phone headcanons about our muses including:

- what your muse’s name is in mine’s phone

elise the science queen (AND godmother)

- what your muse’s picture is in mine’s phone

this. (we’re gonna pretend the dog looks like rory’s pls thank u)

- what your muse’s ringtone is in mine’s phone

this.

- my muse’s last text to your muse

text: hey, i can make science puns.

text: but only periodically. 

text: eh???

Q: Hmm, maybe you're right. Maybe dating is all about sticking to first dates only. Know anyone? :/

Q: 😇

Q: Of course I am. Aren't you?

R: Nope, no one comes to mind? I think all the cute people are taken, sorry.

R: You were AMAZING last night, by the way. Did you like the flowers? :)

When it’s your cheat day you don’t care where you go though.  At that point you’ll eat anything and plus when the abs come in even better it’s totally going to be worth it, dude. Hopefully coach doesn’t get pissed when I crop the jersey. 

When it’s your cheat day, you should eat something worthwhile. Going back to garbage for a day doesn’t help anything, does it? I’m sure the couch would definitely be pissed, but at least you’d look as much like a fuckboy as you are, so I say go for it. The other guys might also call you pretty gay, but since I don’t personally see an issue with that, and I love seeing abs, I still don’t see an issue with it. Go for it, babe.

I guess, it’s that easy for people whose first instinct is to not doubt someone’s intentions. So many modus operandi happening around here. It would depend on the receiving part, no? But I do agree with you; about old people being honest because they’ve got nothing else in their plates but their coming death, though I’d rather not think about the latter for the meantime. Breaks my heart a little for those who still wish to have longer years with their old folks.

You think mine isn’t to doubt someone’s intentions? Sure, I’m doubtful, but to act offended by a kind old woman? That’s a little much. Besides, you can doubt them and still act friendly. It’s important to balance those reactions, and instincts, anyway. It makes them less suspicious and threatening to you, and inevitably, you likely have the upper-hand... right. 

Anderson Pooper. JK Growling. 

JK Growling is much more sophisticated, which is the goal. He might be a dog, but no dog of mine will be given a name he’s not happy to share with strangers, you know? Still, I’d feel like a fraud considering I never was too big into the Harry Potter stuff. I do appreciate your effort, however. If you want to meet him, just let me know. We might even give you a specially signed dog toy.

Benny: You may delete my number, but many have tried the restraining order, yet none have succeeded. Good luck. Also I find it disturbing that you'd take one out against your own daughter. This is not #DadGoals.

Benny: And creative! Okay long it is, but also incredibly awesome. You gotta keep "The" though. It makes the whole name sound so... epic.

Rory: Uh, I'm still dad goals? It's called TOUGH LOVE, my little Ben-ben.

AVERY: help

I think I’ve been here long enough to judge

but like not long enough to judge the country as a whole so I’ve gotta ask. Is this town a good representation of all of America because if so why the actual hell does anyone wanna live here when it’s boring as all fuck? Just a question. 

You know, when I was born, I told my mom immediately, ‘I wanna live here in this small town for the rest of my life. There’s nothing better than knowing everyone and dating two girls who are best friends and having completely, almost disturbingly, intertwined relationships because there are so little options.’ ... but you know, it’s only boring if you don’t have friends. You can make any place interesting with a few pals to hang out with. Otherwise, I hear New York is pretty crazy? Disney World? California? ... that’s all I got.

Q: Hard to top? I know, but we have to try, don't we?

Q: 🙄

R: Do we HAVE to? Isn't it always best to leave things alone when they're good? But I guess we could try. Siggggh

R: 😘

AVERY: are you expecting me to continue the lyrics?

Q: Date night soon?

R: Ehhhhh

R: I don't know.