Drinking Beer Over Here

Bad(gl)ass!!

"New Yorkers bite more people than sharks annually" is an excellent example of how statistics can be misleading. Like yeah no shit, do you have any idea how rare it is to even encounter a shark in the wild? They're not exactly urban animals. I'm pretty damn sure that if sharks were living in big cities like pigeons, just strolling down the streets looking for food scraps, you'd see a lot more news stories about New Yorkers biting them.

I LIVE for this level of pedantic interpretation of the written word. Chomp.

We need to bring back the athletics body type post

This photoshoot unlocked something in me the first time I saw it. The idea that EVERY body here is what "peak physical condition" looks like.

Just laughed so hard I cried

You remind me of the blade.

What blade?

… the blade with the power?

What power?

The power of voodoo!

Who do?

You do!

Do what?

Remind me of the blade…

I saw my bladey, crying hard as blade could cry

Love watching bread cook. It’s so comforting.

Oh ho ho ho ah ha ha ha

WHY IS THAT ONE FUCKING TULIP A DIFFERENT COLOR I WOULD BE UPSET TOO

it is the chosen one

it must be the main character in the anime

It got funnier when I realized just how many tulips are in this picture.

“In a world where tulips were yellow, one dared to be different…”

World Heritage Post

Mary Sue-lip

This man is actually willy Wonka and he needs to be stopped. Someone needs to stop him. This is out of control.

Im going to eat furniture now.

Meat cute

this cured my depressive episode

This is universal. This comedy transcends time and language.

Hes right

#my guy lost knife priviledges real fast